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We are looking for a few good new writers
Want to join our club? Like to write things? Are you a struggling writer in need of an almost global outlet?
Do usually write things that are moderately clever and/or funny?
Or neither, but maybe heartwarming or thought provoking?

Below is the official "Hey Jerk, I want to join your jerky club, jerk" robot application. Take your time filling out the answers, and when you are done turn the quiz over on your desk and have some quiet time (but hit the submit button before you do that).

We'll review all of them and hopefully at least write back and say, "hi".


your name
your email


Where do you live


Occupation


What kind of stuff do you like to write about


Approximate date of last fist fight you got in


Are you a real busy person?
yes    no


How did you find us?


Last nude human you saw


Do you like reality TV shows?
yes    no

  If yes, which ones:
  


Fish
yes    no


Belle & Sebastian?
yes    no


Chewbacca
yes    no


I don't get this
true    false


Turn around. What do you see?



Tell us something else