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February 2009
Meme
  Okay, I did that thing that everybody's doing. Here's my first album cover.
2.21.2009
August 2008
More
  from the aforementioned Holzer thing at MassMOCA.

Best,

Picturemonkey
8.18.2008
June 2008
Malfatti Meme!
  Post yours, people!
6.30.2008
Jenny Holzer @ MASS MoCA
 
6.25.2008
Wheeee!
 
6.20.2008
Olafur Eliasson @ MoMA
  Go see this!
6.18.2008
Finally!
  I'll be back soon. Promise.
6.9.2008
October 2007
Another Night
  Another Timebomb
10.13.2007
May 2007
One more shot of the peach.
 
5.18.2007
More Peach
  Peachy!
5.16.2007
Giant Peach
  Gaffney, SC
5.14.2007
Evan likes to take pictures, too. (He took this one.)
  Another motel parking lot.
5.9.2007
April 2007
MOVIE (!!!)
 
4.10.2007
Another
  from the new phone.

Feel the pixels.
4.10.2007
New camera phone
  in the hizzy.
4.10.2007
Last Sky Mirror
  So long, suckers.
4.10.2007
Self Portrait at Sky Mirror
 
4.10.2007
Yet again, Sky Mirror
 
4.10.2007
More Sky Mirror
  I have a bunch of these, and I am going to keep posting them until somebody makes me stop.
4.10.2007
Again, Sky Mirror
 
4.10.2007
Sky Mirror
  Look guys, it's that giant Sky Mirror deal that was up at Roc-A-Fella Centa.

You probably already missed it.
4.10.2007
Why did the sheep?
  Last Italy picture.
4.10.2007
Baptistery
  Jeebus!
4.10.2007
Castellucio
 
4.10.2007
Same Fountain.
  Different angle.
4.10.2007
A Fountain
  (view one)
4.10.2007
Construction
  Something being built, repaired, augmented, refurbished, cleaned, or retrofitted in Florence.
4.10.2007
Overnight on the Farm
  This is a very long exposure shot of the farm where we stayed near Assisi. That diagonal streak _might_ be a star.

What's a star, right fellow city-dwellers?
4.10.2007
Rear View
 
4.10.2007
Different David
  They're everywhere.
4.10.2007
Illegal Art Tourist, part VIIIIIII
  "No video! No video!"
4.10.2007
Last Haystacks
  4/4
4.10.2007
Again with the haystacks.
 
4.10.2007
More Haystacks
  2/4
4.10.2007
Haystacks
  1 of 4
4.10.2007
We don't need no...
  The top of a wall.
4.10.2007
Santa Maria degli Angeli
  There is a little church inside this big church!

Ya SRSLY!
4.10.2007
From the Bottom of a Well
  (Orvieto)

(Orechietti)
4.10.2007
Bug Love
  Hali tries to help a bug out of the restaurant, so that it can enjoy the Tuscan countryside.
4.10.2007
Gary Coleman has a Posse.
  In Florence.
4.10.2007
Piazza Santo Spirito
 
4.10.2007
The View from the Fortezza
  Goal.
4.10.2007
Tomato
  First of many from the big trip to Eye-Talian-Land.
4.10.2007
Watchtower
  Watch that tower!
4.10.2007
The End of the Road
  Hope you enjoyed our little trip.
4.10.2007
North Pole, Bottom View
 
4.10.2007
Isthmus!
 
4.10.2007
The West Coast of Africa
 
4.10.2007
"Tell a small story and tell it all the way through."
  Around the globe in five pictures.
4.10.2007
A Big Day
  We're so proud!
4.10.2007
Becky + Hali
  Thanks again, Pony. You are a technical wizardess.
4.10.2007
Not a movie.
  Genevra de Benci (detail)
4.10.2007
Nor'easter.
  Yestreen.
4.10.2007
Where I go to school.
  That's right. Hogwarts.
4.10.2007
Peligro!
  That's right folks, working at the co-op isn't all chili-lime-papaya-spears and honey. There is serious danger of death and/or dismemberment.

Oh, also, yes Q. You're right. It was from that movie about masturbation.
4.10.2007
Guess What Movie Again
  Go!
4.10.2007
Le Sexy
 
4.10.2007
Happy New Year
  from Jon, Paul, George, and Ringo
4.10.2007
Blurry Pete
 
4.10.2007
Franz!
 
4.10.2007
Jersey Transit, Late Night
  Deeee
Luxxe
4.10.2007
Peter's Feet
  ¡Viva Guignol!
4.10.2007
Night Falls on Ohio
 
4.10.2007
Sad but True
 
4.10.2007
Greetings from the Crayola Factory
  Heads up! Burnt Umber on the loose!
4.10.2007
Triple Dipstick
  A hole in the wall at the new MoMA.
4.10.2007
Welcome back Alex!
  But please stay away from me with your SARS, Avian Flu, Tuberculosis ('you can spell tuberculosis without tuber!'), Swine Flu, and Ebola.
4.10.2007
Lovedog
  Is there really a movie called Lovedog?
4.10.2007
Don't Walk
 
4.10.2007
Walk
  Stay tuned for 'Don't Walk.'

Diptych.

Dipstick.
4.10.2007
Roof Garden at the Met
  This guy likes art too.

(but not as much as Alex)
4.10.2007
Black Hole Sun!
  Dum dee dum!
4.10.2007
July 2005
Mein Feets
  (that's what my brother Alex used to say)
7.20.2005
Dock at Night
  Can you see the Motion of the Ocean™?
7.18.2005
Bleachers
  More from graddy-ation day.
7.14.2005
The Beginning of a Bad Day
  This has to be some kind of sign, right?
7.11.2005
May I present the graduating class of 2005.
  Those little tiny dots are hats being thrown into the air.

Woo! Congratulations, Liysa.
7.8.2005
The Polaroid
  is back in the hizzy.
7.5.2005
You Is Either Krump
  Or You Ain't
7.1.2005
June 2005
20 in 20
  In somewhat random order...

Radiohead--The Bends
Liz Phair--Exile in Guyville
David Byrne--Rei Momo
Wilco--Being There
R.E.M.--Life's Rich Pageant
Beastie Boys--Paul's Boutique
Outkast--Stankonia
Beck--Odelay
Björk--Homogenic
Amon Tobin--Supermodified
Bob Dylan--The Royal Albert Hall Concert (released 1998)
Lemon Jelly--Lemonjelly.ky
Califone--Quicksand/Cradlesnakes
DJ Shadow--Endtroducing.....
Elliott Smith--XO
Paul Simon--The Rhythm of the Saints
Peter Gabriel--Secret World Live
Sigur Rós--Ágætis Byrjun
Uncle Tupelo--March 16-20, 1992
Yo La Tengo--I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
6.24.2005
Truer Words
  Ah, hipster irony.

Irony? Sarcasm? Which one's the one that's like rain on your wedding day?
6.15.2005
...A Bigger Boat
  I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Actually, I only ate a quarter of this.

(insert joke about the poop deck)
6.14.2005
Choo Choo
  I know we've all taken this picture, but I still like it.
6.10.2005
Dancin' Hali
  Thanks agan, Pony.
6.4.2005
May 2005
Illegal Art Tourist, part VIIIIIII
  Me and Alex at the Guggenheim.
5.26.2005
Lenticulate!
 
5.23.2005
Lenticular, Part 1
 
5.20.2005
In case you were worried...
  ...there was a hole in the floor to collect the Jeebus Nipple Water.
5.18.2005
That's Right!
  Water is shooting out of the Headless Christ's nipples!

Kids these days!
5.16.2005
I don't think you're ready.
  For this jelly.
5.9.2005
feesh
  de jelly
5.6.2005
What is it?
  Not from a movie...
5.4.2005
A Heart-Shaped...
  ...KITTY NOSE!!!
5.2.2005
April 2005
The last one.
 
4.26.2005
Cracks
  More from the john de John.
4.21.2005
More from the Potty
  Is this too gross for mass consumption?

I've got two more...
4.18.2005
Bathroom #1
  First in a series of photos I took in my boss' bathroom.

BTW, the last two were "Baby Doll" as photographed by Diane Arbus and rephotographed by me, and a shot of a movie made by Thomas Demand and on display at the MoMA. The latter is an animation, made using a life-size cut-paper model, of plates spinning around on a table.
4.15.2005
Nope, nope, nope.
  I will admit that the last one was kind of a trick question.

But this one isn't. Nope, definitely not a trick.
4.8.2005
Another...
  ...movie picture.

Go!
4.4.2005
March 2005
A Dream Come True for Alex
  More kitty.
3.28.2005
Ghirlandaio
  Domenico Ghirlandaio trained as a goldsmith. In 1490, the Duke of Milan received a report that described a handful of good artists available for work in one region. Of Domenico Ghirlandaio it was suggested that he was a notable painter of panels and a master of fresco.
3.23.2005
Too Easy.
  Guys: this is what happens when you use Windows to run your light-up-TV-ad-billboard-over-the-subway-entrance-thingy.

A cautionary tale.

PS: Yes, I took this picture even as my colleagues were yelling 'nerd alert!'
3.18.2005
Ahem!
  Look at the rock!
3.14.2005
Rokk
 
3.13.2005
A Visit to LensCrafters
  One hour until the glasses are ready!
3.10.2005
hurray for k!
  Ocean's 12 it is, and thank you k for saving me from posting the above, which is also from the same movie.

And since you asked, two (now three) pictures ago was Raging Bull.

Next up: kitties.
3.8.2005
Congratulations Pony
  Though you all had good answers, Pony's was correct, according to my arbitrary standards of I-am-always-rightness.

Now, how about this one?

Are we enjoying this exercise, or should I cut it out and post more pictures of the cats?
3.8.2005
An Easy One
  Okay, nobody got round 3.

This one isn't from a movie, but if it was, it would be from...
3.7.2005
Try This One.
  Congratulations again to 'david.' Woot.

Here is another. I only have one photo from this movie.
3.3.2005
Hint Hint Hint
 
3.1.2005
February 2005
Round the Second
  Congrats to 'david' who guessed the answer to the movie photo quiz.

Here is the first of two pictures from another movie. This one's a little harder, but will get very easy once I post the second photo.

Go!
2.28.2005
Another Hint
  This should make it easier (although it's probably not your first guess).
2.28.2005
Shall We Play A Game? What Will You Do?
  I've been taking pictures at the movies. I'll post a few of these over the next week or so. See if you can guess the movie. Several people are disqualified from each round. You know who you are, punks.

Enjoy.
2.24.2005
More Gates
  See? I saved you a trip to Central Pork.
2.22.2005
The Decemberists
  They don't quite rock like the Pixies.

They don't even rock at all, per se.

Can anybody suggest a word for what it is that which they do?

(thanks pony)
2.18.2005
Gates
 
2.15.2005
Return of Revenge of Son of Alex Likes Art
  Part 3:

LeWitt
2.13.2005
Son of Alex Likes Art
  Part 2:

Flavin
2.10.2005
Alex Likes Art
  Part 1:

Rothko
2.8.2005
6
  Happy Birthday!
2.3.2005
Cakes and Pies
  Mmm...art.
2.2.2005
January 2005
Insert Joke Here
  I saw this sign in a post office.

The end.
1.31.2005
Cecil
 
1.25.2005
Camera Malfunction
 
1.18.2005
I do! I do!
 
1.12.2005
Who's got the fever?
  For the flavor of the Flavin?
1.10.2005
+
  In case of emergency please call.
1.7.2005
December 2004
THE PIXIES
  ROCK WITH THE INTENSITY OF A BILLION BURNING SUNS.

(!)
12.29.2004
The Reason for the Season
  is Pleasin'
12.20.2004
Barnyard Pals
  Baaah!

Neigh!
12.13.2004
Naptime.
  Aw, right by the gaint bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

Sweet sweet peroxide.
12.10.2004
Illegal Material Herein
  This is my bootleg of 'Bad Education.'

It's Almoldovarific!
12.8.2004
The Museum of Giant Figures
  The Gallery of Behemoth Heads
12.6.2004
November 2004
You make me feel
  sopecial.
11.29.2004
I know my chicken!
  You got to know your chicken!
11.22.2004
Blimp!
 
11.15.2004
Bock Bock
  B'gock.
11.10.2004
One last corn.
  Corny corn corn corn.
11.8.2004
Bad Voter.
  No picture for you.
11.3.2004
Dear Person About To Vote:
  You, um, want some corn?

Sincerely,

Monkey
11.1.2004
October 2004
Corn
  It has been suggested that I have more pictures of corn than of anything else.

Watch this space.
10.29.2004
Last One
  from the Great Oberlin Road Trip of Ought Four.
10.12.2004
Frank Russo
  I saw this on a gas pump in Ohio. Apparently, Frank Russo is the happeningest county audito this side of the Mississip.
10.8.2004
An Oldie But a Goodie
  Who knew there was a statue of Ben Kingsley in Union Square?

Wakka wakka wakka!
10.4.2004
September 2004
Quintessential Road Trip Picture
  As it is a proven fact that all music sounds better whilst staring out the side window of a moving car, it is also a fact that a picture taken out the side window of a moving car always seems like a Good Idea at the time.
9.29.2004
Apollo Theaterre
  It sure is dark in there.

But hey, $3 movies.
9.27.2004
Motel Parking Lot
 
9.24.2004
I know that this is not the place
  for 'kitty' pictures.

But.

Look at that face!
9.21.2004
Sun Prairie Sweet Corn Festival
  Mmm, that's good Mog.

Corn. I mean good corn.
9.13.2004
Hali on the Dock
  We waited a long time, and the boat never came.
9.10.2004
Salt Tree
  While at the Sun Prairie Sweet Corn Festival, please to use this tree to salt your corns.
9.7.2004
See?
  Pretty!
9.2.2004
August 2004
Flowers
  are pretty.
8.30.2004
You've Got Male
  Saw this dude at a concert in Central Park. In the rain.
8.27.2004
Bumpy Stuff
  ...at the edge of the train platform.

This was actually taken in blinding sunlight. Ouch.
8.25.2004
Wrong Side of The
 
8.19.2004
Ceiling
  blah blah blah
8.17.2004
Bending the Rules Like So Much Cor-Ten Steel.
  So the secret to taking pictures in a place that doesn't allow pictures to be taken is to take your pictures while wrapped in a giant Richard Serra sculpture.

And then, upon exiting aforementioned sculpture, brandishing your giant camera at a museum guard.

Que Serra Serra.
8.13.2004
The Modern Art
  From a recent trip to Dia:Beacon.

Punctuation theirs.

Kids today.
8.11.2004
July 2004
Squirrel
  What can I say about this?
7.23.2004
This big.
  Emily was closest to the official correct answer which was 'about knee big.'

Congratulations Emilililily.
7.16.2004
How Big?
  How big do you think this container of MSG is? In a few days I'll post another picture of it next to a recognizable object.

Let the wild speculation begin!
7.14.2004
Hey, Guy
  Possessing a camera phone gives one the ability to photograph graffiti in the bathroom stall, if one feels the need to do so.
7.6.2004
Mmm...fake carrot.
  'And what, pray tell, is this yellow goo inside?'
7.2.2004
More Dim Sum Wackiness
  Look! Fake carrots!

And Honky!
7.1.2004
June 2004
More Feesh
  Another view. Feel the girth.
6.23.2004
Mango Fish
  This is a fish made of mango pudding.

I have nothing else to say on the matter.
6.22.2004
True Dat
 
6.18.2004
Heineken
  Heineken
6.16.2004
Spiders
  are filling out tax returns
6.14.2004
Fireflies
  More from the Biennial.
6.11.2004
Feel the Art
  In case you missed the Whitney Biennial, here is a picture of me and some arf.
6.9.2004
tee hee
 
6.7.2004
Roll Two
  The story continues.
6.1.2004
May 2004
Roll One
  Merrily.
5.28.2004
The Road More Traveled
  More news from Jamaica.
5.27.2004
I am the Walrus?
  Shut up, Donny.
5.27.2004
Jamaica
  A snapshot from the other Jamaica.

The one with seagulls that smell of garbage.
5.27.2004
Stop her! She's getting away!
  The new 'blight' in front of the Brooklyn Museum.
5.27.2004
Spring
  Is it 'Botanical Gardens' or 'Botanic Gardens' or 'Botaniacal Gardenses'?
5.27.2004
An Evening at BAM
  Little blobs, left to right:

Tom Schiller
Some Guy
Some Guy
Bill Murray
Elvis Mitchell
Some Guy
Jim Jarmusch
5.27.2004
April 2004
What. A.
  Dump.
4.2.2004
March 2004
In Honour of the Genius of Messrs. Honky and Cracker
  I give you:

Souza!
3.31.2004
Dirty Sanchez
 
3.29.2004
Luckily
  I had my trusty guide to lead me on my travels.

Trusty.
3.26.2004
Another
  Another shot from my world travels.
3.23.2004
A Triple Threat
  The best combination of pilgrim and pirate.
3.17.2004
Goo Goo Goo
  joob.
3.15.2004
Safari Time
  Watch this space.

This one.

Right here.
3.10.2004
Rainy Day
  Sad, right?
3.8.2004
The Question of the Day
  is:

Should stuff like this be allowed in a place like this?
3.3.2004
February 2004
Hershe
  There is a song that goes with this, but I don't remember how it goes. Little help?
2.24.2004
See?
  See how funnest?
2.20.2004
More
  from the funnest state.
2.11.2004
Bean Cleaner
  NUMBER ONE!
2.11.2004
Since you asked...
  ...PENNSYLVANIA is the funnest state in the world.

See?
2.10.2004
From Utah...
  ...the second funnest state in the world.
2.9.2004
October 2003
Corner
  Here's me, walking all the way around the little building looking for the bathroom. It was inside the building!

Inside!
10.7.2003
The Bird
  Ladies and gentlemen, may I present?
10.1.2003
September 2003
Self Explanatory
  This is from the trip _to_ North Carolina, but the sentiment is still appropriate.
9.29.2003
Culinary Delights
  They have that here.
9.25.2003
Son of After the Blackout
  Another from the same night. Vacation snaps coming soon...
9.22.2003
After the Blackout
  Not during, after. The day after. But still.

Okay, off to the beach. See you guys in a week.
9.12.2003
9-11-02
  Going with the theme, a repeat appearance.
9.11.2003
Goat
  #s 1 through 218 were totally unsatisfactory.
9.9.2003
Flapping in the Breeze
  The last of the Coney Island pictures. This should tide you over until I get some more stuff scanned in. You vultures.
9.3.2003
August 2003
ecneF
  Trippy, right?

Dude.
8.27.2003
Fence
  This is a white fence.
Tomorrow, I will post the inverse of this image.
You'll love it.

Is that a haiku?
8.26.2003
Overtime Arcade Attack
  This is what neon lights looked like back in the 50s, before they invented color.
8.21.2003
Ow!
  Jon is throwing a frisbee at my head! In the subway! Ow!
8.19.2003
Ar!
  (that's me making the crow noise they always use on the Simpsons)
8.14.2003
The Shore Hotel
  Shore, I'll stay there. For me to poop on.
8.11.2003
SkeeBall
  Here is a picture of my favorite sport.

And a pretty fair representation of how I see the field of play, to boot.
8.8.2003
Coney Island...The Adventure Begins
  And so begins an entire slew of pictures from last Sunday's outing to Coney Island.

Nothing, what's slew with you?
8.6.2003
More Wiffle
  I guess the manufacturers of plastic balls get junk mail too.
8.4.2003
July 2003
My Trip to the Wiffle Factory
  Herein is documented the entirety of my visit to the Wiffle plant in Shelton, CT.

Please note photographic evidence of the storied 'spirit of teamwork' at the top of the frame.
7.29.2003
June 2003
Above the Sky
  I took this while returning from my fortress of solitude.
6.16.2003
Another Weekend, Another Airplane
  Last one for a while, I hope.
6.11.2003
Meta Meta
  Jon and Lauren in tha hizzouse!
6.9.2003
Another Palm Tree
  When will it end?
6.3.2003
May 2003
Dreamy Beach
  It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
5.30.2003
Night on the Beach
  Part one in a continuing series entitled 'I Went to Florida and It Was Too Hot to Leave the Hotel Room' (or 'I Am a Big Baby').

Did I punctuate that correctly?
5.28.2003
The Met
  Look! There is a picture in my picture!
5.21.2003
Silly Visual Pun
  Answer in next week's Sunday Supplement.
5.18.2003
Prospect Park
  Sorry. I'll try to do better after the weekend.
5.1.2003
April 2003
A Tree
  We have no comment at this time.
4.28.2003
The View From Here
  My retirement panopticon.
4.23.2003
Lauren's Frisbee
  Stupid sexy blurry frisbee.
4.21.2003
Second in the Triptych
  (yes, that's a granola bar)

(apple cinnamon)
4.17.2003
My Sunday Afternoon
  Right after clicking the shutter, I executed a stunning one-handed catch. Really.
4.14.2003
Chairs
  Commencement '02
4.10.2003
And he posted another picture.
  Like nothing had ever happened.
4.7.2003
March 2003
Vienna
  An oldie but a goodie.
3.11.2003
Santa Cruz Again
  This is where I went surfing.*

*waves not to scale
3.7.2003
We Want Another One...
  ...just like the other one.

Those little dots are surfers. Surfers.
3.2.2003
February 2003
Dillon Beach Parking Lot
  I'm trying out this new overexposure thing. Or a happy accident. Whatever.
2.26.2003
Good Vibrations
  Another example of the glorious California weather.
2.24.2003
As Promised
  ...something from my trip.

Sorry this took so long. I missed you guys.
2.19.2003
9-11-02
  Cheerier stuff in a week or so. I promise.
2.6.2003
January 2003
All We Are Saying
  More nonsense from the Dutch. Something about peace, apparently. Beatniks.
1.31.2003
'I'm quietly judging you.'
  We have the statue of Liberty.

The Dutch have the statue of Admonishment.

Edge: Dutch.
1.25.2003
Shutters
  Not the hotel, the shutters.
1.20.2003
One More for the Road
  Next time, back to reality.
1.18.2003
Son of Santa Monica
  We want another one, just like the other one.
1.14.2003
More Santa Monica
  From the lovely beaches of the left coast. I think that's some kind of drainage canal.
1.11.2003
Santa Monica Pier
  More to follow. Stay tuned.
1.8.2003
New Year's Eve in Boston
  Another one from the window of a moving car.
1.4.2003
December 2002
Driving In Jersey
  Tra la la &c.
12.30.2002
Under Construction
  The other famous tubes in london.
12.26.2002
Look, It's Me!
  I'm the spindly fellow on the left.
12.21.2002
Blinds. Blinds. Blinds blinds blinds.
  No sense of harmony, no sense of time.

Don't mention harmony.

Say "what is it? what is it? what is it?"
12.16.2002
Last Exit
  Everything looks sexy in red light. Even ratty furniture and yuppies.
12.12.2002
Earl's Court Tube Station
  Hopscotch anyone?
12.9.2002
Winter Somethingland
  First snow. In mere minutes, it will all be brown.
12.5.2002
The Night Before Thanksgiving
  Hello sleepy balloon.
12.3.2002
Disco
  It's one thing to have, like, a disco ball.

It's another thing to have, like, a disco ball plus the spotlight thing to shine on it.

I had a really good time that night.
12.2.2002
November 2002
Corn Maze
  Somewhere in New Jersey...
11.29.2002