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December.29.2003 : Monday
 Vacuum cleaner ate my pants, ain't nothing I could do
I like Dave Chapelle. I like robots. I like the word "pants". Is Pepsi trying to market directly to me now?
"Chappelle snacks on chips and soda while waiting for his date to get ready. Out of nowhere a robot-like vacuum cleaner appears and Chappelle feeds it chips like it's a pet. Soon the vacuum wants his Pepsi too. When he won't relent, it tears his pants off. When his date comes out and sees him in his boxer shorts, he shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Vacuum cleaner ate my pants, ain't nothing I could do.'"
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