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January.14.2004 : Wednesday
 Otis Nixon, One of Baseball's Ugliest, Weilds Knife In The Nude, Awaiting His Woman
Former Atlanta Braves center fielder Otis Nixon was arrested Thursday after allegedly threatening his bodyguard with a knife at a Norcross hotel, police said.

My fave part (oh, it's all good, though)...
"Nixon was also heard yelling: "I will cut your heart out," according to the police report. Nixon said he was naked because he was waiting for his female friend to arrive."
Link: The Whole Ugly Story, Plus A Pic Of Otis' Ugly Mug
» ericS  · 08:38 comments [6] 


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chris   1/14/2004 08:49
We traded him straight up for Jose Canseco.

:r   1/14/2004 10:45
"Nixon said he was naked because he was waiting for his female friend to arrive."
Yea, that's just a great sentence.


chris   1/14/2004 12:48
Otis also used to be a mad coke fiend, if I remember correctly.

erics   1/14/2004 14:32
you remember correctly, although i don't think otis does.

there's a great otis nixon friendster profile if you ever get the chance. priceless.


len   1/14/2004 20:22
its nice that otis dressed in time for his mug shot

jason   1/15/2004 10:08
Nixon & Earl 2004!!!!!




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