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March.27.2012 : Tuesday
 I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
While Gotham is at the science fair, I'm banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I'm shredding "Reign In Blood" on my double-necked Stratocaster
Link: McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Monologue: I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
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