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August.04.2013 : Sunday
 What if Jaws was made in 2014
A Navy admiral shows them footage of a shark jumping out of New York Harbor and biting the head off the Statue of Liberty. "At least they can't invade dry land," Chloe says.

"Think again," the admiral says, then points to the video: the shark has legs.
Link: Stop Blaming 'Jaws'! -
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