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September.20.2013 : Friday
 Well, I forgot to know anything. Goodnight!
I was giving those notes some eye loving partially because I hadn't run my set in a few days and partially because I always imagine I'll go blank on everything I've ever written and then have to say, "Well, I forgot to know anything. Goodnight!" before walking directly out of the room and quitting standup forever. And I was nervous as hell.
Link: The Kindest Thing Jay Leno Ever Did for Me | VICE United States
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