We made love in a tree The two unidentified gay lovers protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing the Central Park tree, having sex in front of the crowd that gathered, and refusing to come down for hours oh my.
i'd say those lads ingested one too many disco biscuits.
Damn you Rich! I was just coming to the Robot to post that myself!
The Times Story on it is even better: "The couple, one clad in a thong and the other in boxer shorts...were identified by the police as a 32-year-old man with feminine breasts and a 17-year-old boy, shouted threats at rescue workers and drank soft drinks. They also had oral sex."
"Three hours into the standoff, an officer handed the 32-year-old man a can of soda. He flung it to the ground and shouted: "This is a Coke. I wanted vanilla Diet Pepsi.""