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November.04.2004 : Thursday
 Come bite me! Jesus will save you!
Link: Come bite me! Jesus will save you!
» rich  · 08:00 »animals comments [7] 


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lisa   11/4/2004 08:34
i think everyone should bite the christians that try to convert them. i think i'll do that the next time someone invites me to their church.

mustafa   11/4/2004 09:02
You bit me! You bit me right in the leg!

:r   url  11/4/2004 09:58
Jessica (welcome jessica!) had posted another link to this story that has a bunch of film stills.
good stuff
http://www.local6.
com/slideshow/news/3
887895/detail.html?q
s=;s=1;p=news;dm=ss;
w=320
rowr!


evildoer   11/4/2004 11:59
I know how the lions feel.

Anyway, I thought animals didn't go to heaven. Or is that just because they're heathens? Or don't speak the freakin' language?


dorf   11/4/2004 12:14
Supposedly animals don't have souls and that's why they don't go to heaven. Or at least that's what my best friend who was raised very Christian told me when my dog died when I was 11. She has since apologized, by the way.

:r   11/5/2004 19:28
ah, here's the video of the lion attack...
http://www.ifilm.c
om/viralvideo?ifilmi
d=2655089
go lions.


chris   11/6/2004 01:06
And to think... the Romans used to THROW these f--kers to the lions!

We've come a long way, baby. Hail Caesar!





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