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January.22.2005 : Saturday
 Pirates sue Captain Morgan
The Seafair Pirates are taking the makers of a flavored malt beverage to small-claims court to recover money they say is owed them for promoting Captain Morgan's Gold.

Aboard their Moby Duck vehicle, a crew of 10 Pirates in full regalia showed up at the King County Courthouse yesterday to file a $4,000 claim against a local representative and the parent company of Captain Morgan's Rum, alleging breach of contract and fraud.

note, this is an old news story (2003) but still pretty funny. and no, this has nothing to do with my personal dislike of the parent company
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» rich  · 09:13 »pirates comments   



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