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March.08.2005 : Tuesday
 J.J. Redick Writes Poetry!
For my fellow Dook haters out there. This is not a joke.
I give you the words of J.J. Redick

No bandage can cover my scars
It's hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I'm only inspired by the poems of Nas
Link: My life story is read in poetic stages
» chris  · 23:33 comments [40] 


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blaine   3/9/2005 09:14
j.j. - the strength of a condor!

n8   3/9/2005 09:55
j.j.'s level of sucking has just doubled.

qdog   3/11/2005 13:54
this is the worst crap I've ever read. Duke rots.

victoria   3/11/2005 14:54
this is pricelessly funny. Oh, if only the Golden Eagles wrote poetry...Travis Deiner, write, write!

julia   3/12/2005 20:25
JJ REDICK & TRAVIS DIENER! are both amazing bball players and whoever makes fun of them is just jealous~ plus Duke dominates BBALL and is going to win the NCAA tourney!

lindsey   3/13/2005 18:26
J.J Redick is the bomb! He is WAY hot and can shoot awesome 3 pointers! People that don't like him are just JEALOUS! Bottom line J.J RULES!

lindsey   3/13/2005 18:27
Oh yeah and I love his poetry! You go J.J

:r   3/13/2005 23:36
Yay Sports!

kt   3/20/2005 21:41
whatever, i mean dude, HOW RUDE can you get, i would take a poet over someone who was kicked off an all-star team because of his attitude ANYDAY! *cough*Rashad McCants*Cough*.... so until you have some REAL dirt you might want to leave the #1 Free-Throw shooter in the country, and Oh, Yea, ACC PLAYER of the year (who doubled the votes of sean may--the runner-up) ALONE!

mike_o   3/20/2005 23:22
My girfriend is carolina faithful..and i am forced to cheer for the heels... but deep down inside I, and everyone else, knows JJ is a pimp. Peace.

:r   3/21/2005 09:45
Man. People sure love their sports.

duke fan   3/21/2005 15:52
Duke Basketball=Great Coach, Great Players,
NCU+Rashad mcants=Pussey


duke fan   3/21/2005 16:37
i wish i was worthy to suck mccant's nut juice from his drawers.

chris   3/28/2005 01:34
P0STERIZED!11//!!/!
!


julia redux   4/5/2005 08:04
JJ REDICK & TRAVIS DIENER! are both amazing bball players and whoever makes fun of them is just jealous~ plus Duke dominates BBALL and is going to win the NCAA tourney!

caitlin   4/14/2005 16:16
U furreakin losers! u kno u jus hatin cuz u kno jj da bomb and so r muh boys at Duke! GO BLUE DEVILS! the best things in life r duke blue and white! rememba that and 2 all thos unc peeps u r all tarheads and baby blue fags! and u can jus shuv it! GO DUKE!

??   4/14/2005 17:05
you duke alum are so clever!

jamie   5/17/2005 17:41
You guys are just jelous of JJs poetry he is an amazing writer and player. U guys just NEED TO GET LIVES!

samantha   1/9/2006 20:42
First of all none of you dumbasses know J.J. so you dont need to talk crap, because youre jealous that he can play and has a brain too! Mabye if some of you losers would write some poetry mabye you would get some girls too! So dont hate! I love it J.J.!


jackie   1/13/2006 16:50
I agree with the person above me. Writing poetry takes talent and emotion and that is so hott in a guy. Anyway he goes to duke rated 12th hardest to get in no matter how great of a bball player he is evne though he is great. Ugh i hate people who hate others for no good reason.

stu   1/13/2006 17:08
I had no fucking clue who J.J. Redick was until I saw his poetry, and now I just hate him for perfectly valid reasons. Writing horrible poetry takes no effort at all. Seems like he took one too many bounce passes to the head.

chris   1/14/2006 18:51
someone above you is writing?
i wonder if they're thinking about someone else.


chris   2/3/2006 13:05
Y DO U HAEV 2 HAET ON J?!??? WTF H3 IS AN AEWSOMA BASK3TBAL PLAEYR AND WRIETS AEWSOMA POETRY!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL MAYB IF U LOSERS WROTA SOMA POATRY U CUD GET SOME GIRLS1!!!

deadfan3   2/9/2006 02:07
FIRST OFF...CHRISS, LEARN TO TYPE....SECONDLY, REDICK SAYS HIS POETIC INSPIRATION ARE TUPAC, NAS, AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN......DO
ES ANYONE ELSE SMELL STOOPID? YEAH...HE'S GOT A TEXTBOOK SHOT, BUT ITS A GOOD THING HE CAN PLAY BASKETBALL CAUSE THE DUDE WOULD BE CLEANING PORT A JOHNS FOR A LIVING WITH THAT BRAIN.


deadfan   2/9/2006 02:12
....OH....AND IF THEY GUY IS SO GREAT...HOW MANY CHAMPIONSHIPS HAS HE WON...OH...THATS RIGHT...HMMMM....NO
......MAYBE 1....NO, THAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL....ANY NCAA....
FINAL ANSWER:NO
SO NOT ONLY IS THE GUY A COMPLETE DUMBA$$, HE HAS THE LEADERSHIP SKILLS OF A BLIND GUY IN A MAZE


eve   2/9/2006 04:25
Hello CAPS LOCK!
You guys are too much..really.


faith   3/9/2006 23:24
Jesus Christ lay off the guy. None of us know him so we have no right to say he's smart or stupid or assume things about him. Everybody has their own inspiration so it's really your opinion, but if you say you hate him just because of his inspiration, poetry, or that he's a talented player, then I'd say your just a jackass. I don't really care, you can think what you want, but you make your self look like a pretty big asshole when you act like that.

:r   3/10/2006 08:10
One year of comments! YES!

george michael   3/10/2006 09:02
I gotta have faith . . .


I'll be in my car if you need me


chris   3/10/2006 09:31
faith,
the term is "giant big asshole". get it right.

Happy anniversary JJ Redick Writes Poetry!


jesus christ   3/10/2006 09:33
i'll lay off who i wanna lay off, goddammit!

frank   3/10/2006 09:48
I wonder how J.J. Redick's poem about refusing to shake hands with UConn after the 2004 national semifinal would go...

"The demon in my bosom burns with flame
It's either hatred within, or puberty came
I blame the refs for those horrible calls
I can't wait to get home and play with my dolls"


jerreme    3/15/2006 21:46
this post is for deadfan...ahem...ch
ampionships you ask? Virginia AAA State Champion H.S.
AAU Natl. Champion 2 times
USA Junior TeamGlobal Game Championship
USA World Championship Team 2005 Gold Medal
ACC Tournament Championship 3 times
ACC Reg. Season Champions 3 times
Not to mention countless other acolades
But his poetry is suspect....


:r   3/16/2006 07:29
BTW, when you google "J.J. Redick Poetry", this post is the 4th one on the page.

ashley   3/28/2006 20:49
To all you who hate jj you need to watch him play and then you will relize he is amazing and your probably just jealous that you could never get to that level of competiton!
I love jj and he is one of a kind!
Go jj


chris   3/29/2006 09:41
Yeah... too bad he won't be playing any more, ashley.

jissora   3/29/2006 22:58
yup no more jj this year and hopefully no more of his grade school poetry. well ok maybe in the NBA, but Dook players never perform well when they go pro...wait, and where was Air Jordan's alma mater????? that's right, hollaaaaaaaa Tarheels

emily   6/5/2006 19:57
JJ IS A PANSY!!!!!! HAHA HE WRITES POEMS!! THATS HILARIOUS!!

:r   6/5/2006 22:14
Climbing now up to #3!

chris   6/6/2006 09:25
#3? We're #1! It's Awesome, baby! With a capital "A"!




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