What are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?
Via a half-dozen blogs on the Internets, this hilarious clip from a Sheriff's Department dealing with the worst type of customer imaginable: a rich suburbanite who's used to everyone bending over backwards for her--she's calling the sheriff's department to get a Burger King to give her the correct order for her family. Priceless, because the dispatcher takes the time to mock her.
Transcript can be found here, while you can follow the link below to the actual call.