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May.03.2005 : Tuesday
 Celebrate Penis Day!
We've gone too far in terms of sensitivity to women's needs and the expressions of the vagina. Now it's time to bring out the, um, big guns.

“My penis is majestic” and “My penis is hilarious.” The caption on one handout read, “My Penis is studious.” It showed Testaclese reclining on a couch reading Michael Barone's Hard America, Soft America.
Link: The Penis Monologues
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weiner dude   5/3/2005 10:20
"when Testaclese presented him with an honorary award as a campus “Penis Warrior,” the stunned official realized that it was no mushroom."

At RISD, the mascot of the hockey team is a penis named "Scrotie." Get with the times, Roger WIlliams!





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