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March.19.2003 : Wednesday
 the happyrobot last minute peace plan
Dear Saddam,
I know you don't want to leave your country like Bush's ultimatum is suggesting - but how about this: If you resign, Bush will resign.
Deal?

your human panty shield,
rich
» rich  · 09:45 comments [10] 


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liz   3/19/2003 10:04
i agree with your peace plan rich...

lisa   3/19/2003 10:26
this is a very logical solution!

matty j   3/19/2003 10:36
finally an answer that works for everyone.

chris   3/19/2003 10:41
"Buchanan in 2004" never sounded so good!

ish    url  3/19/2003 12:40
A fatal flaw with this plan. Two words. President Cheney.

:r   3/19/2003 13:35
ish, i thought about that.. i figure he won't last that long in the top office b/c of his heart. also, if i had to pick between Dick & George, I might go with Dick. Might as well pick the puppet master instead of the puppet.

nster   3/19/2003 14:29
i want my blanky

ish    url  3/19/2003 17:15
Then we'd get Ted Stevens, about whom I know nothing. How's his heart?

javasquid   3/19/2003 22:31
brilliant!

k   3/19/2003 23:42
I thought Dick Cheney was dead and they were carring him around like the guy in "Weekend at Berrnies"




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