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May.04.2006 : Thursday
 The Oozinator
Michele sent this to me today ... "Hasbro apparently greenlit this promo ad for their new toy "The Oozinator."

the product description on Wal-Mart's website is: "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at 'em with water, you'll stick 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze. The Oozinator Blaster shoots out globs of the gooey stuff, then gets 'em with water a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every "water" fight."

bio-ooze - um yeah RIGHT!
Link: Hasbro's Oozinator
» kelly  · 22:49 comments [4] 


cromulent   5/4/2006 23:23

krys   5/5/2006 00:21

I want one before they take 'em off the market.

eve   5/5/2006 05:06
super soaker, super suckers..who knew?

:r   5/9/2006 22:42
the reviews on amazon were great... until they pulled them.

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