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October.18.2006 : Wednesday
 Rick Santorum thinks he's on the side of good
Embattled U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum said America has avoided a second terrorist attack for five years because the “Eye of Mordor” has been drawn to Iraq instead.

It is the Eye of Sauron, douchebag.
Link: "As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom..."
» Stu  · 10:20 comments [2] 


bob p   10/18/2006 13:07
Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor,I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum,and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her,her,her.......y

gonegirl   10/21/2006 00:07
Colbert's response at:


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