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December.09.2003 : Tuesday
 Would you place your copious breasts in my mouth?
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"We're here to take your head!"
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A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect definitions for every phrase!

From the Weekly World News, so you know it's "true"! I do have to give the WWN credit for coming up with some great lines for the story.
Link: Bogus Dictionary Lands Tourists In Trouble!
» rich  · 08:44 comments [3] 


crunchy frog   12/9/2003 09:45
Can Monty Python collect royalties on this?

jb   12/9/2003 10:01
Bouncy bouncy.

suggestion box   12/9/2003 10:04
happyrobot: We're here to take your head!

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