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December.11.2003 : Thursday
 Hollywood is calling
For $19.95 you can have a celebrity call a friend or loved one.
First, check their list of "celebrities".
Second, read the hilarious FAQ and notice how the calls will only last for 30 seconds no matter what.

How is Hollywood Is Calling able to get celebrities to participate in this service at such affordable prices?
-The vast majority of our celebrities are not motivated by financial reasons when it comes to this project. Their extraordinary achievements have made them tremendously popular all across the globe and they believe that our patented new service is a great way for them to stay in touch with their growing fan base.

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Link: calls all terminate automatically within 30 seconds no matter what
» rich  · 10:57 comments [3] 


fun tme game   12/11/2003 11:08
Find a celebrity in their list who has a "growing fan base" amd i'll give you a quarter.

lisa   12/11/2003 14:24
hi, this is Terry Mross calling. i have to have people pay me to leave them messages because even my own mother doesn't know who i am or what i've been in. have a great day!

plscallme   12/12/2004 16:06
Hollywood Is Calling is dedicated to enhancing the lives of people everywhere with the kind of magic, motivation and fun that can be created when a
real celebrity calls you.

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