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June.18.2010 : Friday
 Five Reasons to Hate AND Love Apple
Those pastel T-shirts have a kind of "Heaven's Gate" vibe to them, don't they? Pretty soon Apple stores will be selling I-Meters and advertising "Free stress tests". Steve will issue his chilling ultimatum to the Apple drones: "I want you to permanently empty the trash."


True Story: Windows 7 just told me it did not know how to read a .doc file. Sorry Microsoft, it's 2010 which is binary for "OVER".
Link: Come on Apple, can't you just put a tiny Nokia inside?
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