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December.17.2003 : Wednesday
 note seen yesterday at a lab in UNC's pharmacy school
do not eat pot pies
enhance your self esteem
clean your own sinks
» nate  · 10:04 comments [4] 


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nate   12/17/2003 10:06
this was a rat lab and I believe the pot pie reference may have had something to do with the fda's acceptable level of rat hairs and roach droppings found in pot pies.

as for the self esteem comment, that's just the thoughtful kindness of those pharmacological folks.


jason   12/17/2003 12:46
Can you get me some of that "special" aspirin?

lisa   12/17/2003 13:17
those are brilliant rules to live by. i would only add "change undies daily" to complete the list.

stacie smith   12/18/2003 12:28
Here's an odd to do list found in the student stores (also on UNC's campus) recently.

FRIDAY- leave
SAT.-Gray Bucket
Lake Norman
SUN- Carowinds
MONDAY- Research Paper
TUESDAY- Patent hair dryer.





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