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December.19.2003 : Friday
 The Yuckiest Little Miniature Golf Course in the West
"So, grab your best girl, favorite guy, some band-aids, neosporine, and itch relief powder. I'ts time to go to a land of rust. Where the unmanicured lawns are stared at glassily by slutty teenage girls making minimum wage. Where barely working props might just snap off and fall on your head if you don't watch out. Come with me to Magic Carpet Golf."
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» david w  · 10:58 comments [2] 


ted   12/19/2003 11:36
I love you poo cow!

:r   12/19/2003 15:57
David.. here's a good band name: slutty teenage girls making minimum wage

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