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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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June.12.2010 : Saturday
 May the Force Be with Your Cookies!
Star Wars cookie cutters!
Link: Just add green frosting for Yoda!
» lisa may  · 15:37  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.24.2010 : Wednesday
 Collection a Day
This blog is a daily photo or drawing of some sort of collection of items - spoons, vintage letters, feathers, just stuff.
Link: Love a good collection.
» lisa may  · 08:21  ·  Share comments   
September.03.2009 : Thursday
 one year trek with bonus beard growth
this guy took a one year trek and along the way photographed his beard and hair growth. great video. he has the loveliest bluest eyes. also, his hair grew much fast than the beard! it never ceases to amaze me how dang quesadilla creative people can be.
Link: hairy
» lisa may  · 16:23  ·  Share comments [2] 
July.22.2009 : Wednesday
 Stitch Wars
Star Wars items lovingly knitted, crocheted and embroidered. Awesomeness.
Link: Jabba the Hut in felt!
» lisa may  · 09:49  ·  Share comments   
April.24.2009 : Friday
 maira kalman and ruth bader ginsberg
i love maira kalman. i didn't know she has a blog on the in this post, she illustrates her visit with ruth bader ginsberg and ponders other kick-ass woman.
Link: "In the court the lawyers are arguing cases I kind of understand. But not really. Not really is putting it mildly.
» lisa may  · 11:36  ·  Share comments   
February.26.2009 : Thursday
 read "War and Peace" in 663 easy installments!
no, really. will email you installments of the classics (and other books) each day - most for free. you can finally get around to reading "anna karenina"! at work, no less! (don't tell your boss i told you.)
Link: no salinger. bummer.
» lisa may  · 08:56  ·  Share comments   
02.13.2009 : Friday
 amish heaters
I've been obsessed with these Onion-like "Amish Heaters" advertisements. I was convinced it couldn't be for real - well, it's for reals. And still wacky.

Sidenote: In the article a customer says even though she turned her heat DOWN to 68, her bills were more - she turned her heat DOWN to 68? 68 would be a dream in my house...
Link: free shoofly pie with every heater!
» lisa may  · 09:28  ·  Share comments [1] 
January.09.2009 : Friday
 bittman cleans out your kitchen
i love mark bittman articles - i inevitably print them out to read over and over. in this one, he cleans out your pantry/kitchen for the new year -his advice is golden. i'm a slave to canned chicken broth and he says i'd be better off just boiling water with a few veggies...okay!
Link: good food. yum!
» lisa may  · 15:36  ·  Share comments [1] 
September.01.2008 : Monday
 bbq song!!!
a great great catchy tune reviewing BBQ in the Southern states!
Link: And when my life is through, bury me in BBQ
» lisa may  · 11:49  ·  Share comments   
February.11.2008 : Monday
 weiner poopies
never pass up the chance to hear "weiner poopie" on the news. plus, i love weiner dogs and jesus referenced together.

(as seen on
Link: go jesus poopie!
» lisa may  · 08:29  ·  Share comments   
January.16.2008 : Wednesday
 before the music dies
these folks show how easy it is to manufacture a pop star. basically, i could be a pop star. also, a priceless appearance by erykah badu who claims that 2006 was "butt-nekkid wednesdays". heh.
Link: apparently, mama's not home tonight
» lisa may  · 13:30  ·  Share comments   
September.20.2007 : Thursday
 the mean kitty song
"mean" kitty - soooo cute. i love when the owner puts on potholders to try and catch him. who doesn't love a kitty music video?
Link: i always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper!
» lisa may  · 14:10  ·  Share comments   
July.16.2007 : Monday
 suds up your keyboard!
this nifty little video, complete with dishwasher cam, shows that you can in fact warsh your keyboard in the dishwasher!
Link: now it's comet clean!
» lisa may  · 22:20  ·  Share comments [1] 
07.06.2007 : Friday
 that's a lotta freakin' paint
very cool sony bravia commerical featuring a "tonne" of paint.
Link: what a mess! i love it!
» lisa may  · 14:09  ·  Share comments   
07.02.2007 : Monday
 pink prank
it would very much help if your friend's apartment was all white.
Link: it's pink!
» lisa may  · 17:31  ·  Share comments   
March.31.2007 : Saturday
 top 100 april fool's jokes of all time
fun april fool's tidbits. sure beats sticking a paper fish on people's backs (french april fool's).
Link: yes, i'd like to plant a spaghetti tree...
» lisa may  · 13:34  ·  Share comments   
February.05.2007 : Monday
 robot valentine's
very very cute downloadable robot valentines!
Link: even robots have crushes
» lisa may  · 13:20  ·  Share comments   
December.19.2006 : Tuesday
 from all the george bushes
spotted on the morning news: a holiday card circa-1976 from the bush family. g.w has a ciggie in his hand - what a turd. also, it's signed "from all the george bushes" - what the hell kind of crap is that?
Link: nice jacket, sammy davis
» lisa may  · 12:55  ·  Share comments [6] 
12.15.2006 : Friday
 beaver house
a "talk of the town" article in the new yorker reveals new condos going up called the william beaver house. these condos are specifically targeted at single people, with some apartments having showers large enough for three. too funny.

beaver house - no joke.
Link: wow, you live in beaver house?! take me home!
» lisa may  · 13:13  ·  Share comments [1] 
July.28.2006 : Friday
 wikipedia knows it all
a great new yorker article about wikipedia (i pronounce it "wikah-pedia"; craig says "wikie-pedia")

"Wikipedia, which was launched in 2001, is now the seventeenth-most-po
pular site on the Internet, generating more traffic daily than and the online versions of the Times and the Wall Street Journal combined."
Link: just the facts, ma'am...
» lisa may  · 14:51  ·  Share comments [1] 
May.15.2006 : Monday
 The One Who Fell for the Nigerian Email Scam
Unbelievably, people don't just delete those crazy emails and the New Yorker profile this one guy who just got "suckered" in, willingly it seems. It's truly an amazing tale. Equally amazing is that the guy actually was paid some money but chose to send it back in hopes of a bigger return. Great article.
Link: "I decided to seek your assistance in transferring some money out of South Africa into your country..."
» lisa may  · 07:49  ·  Share comments [2] 
April.19.2006 : Wednesday
created by fussy, one of my favorite "bloggers". all you need to know about yogabeans is on the top of the page: Your Internet Source for Plastic Action Figures Demonstrating Ashtanga Yoga.

some funny funny stuff.
Link: I've got your intention hanging right here, Swami.
» lisa may  · 14:56  ·  Share comments   
March.14.2006 : Tuesday
 torn-up credit card app test
i love cock-eyed and in this installment he tears up a credit card app, fills it out with a different address and cell phone number and well... read on!

p.s. i have a shredder and it's my most favorite posession. i shred everything!
Link: shred it!
» lisa may  · 14:15  ·  Share comments   
03.08.2006 : Wednesday
 fake model photos
i love these photos! i wish i had photoshop CS. poo. i'd make all my photos like this!!
Link: mini-me
» lisa may  · 10:49  ·  Share comments   
February.26.2006 : Sunday
 the o.c. spoofed
i don't even have the words for this short created by a bunch of guys with them starring in all the o.c. roles.

i had to change my under-roos three times 'cause i peed 'em.
Link: california....calif
» lisa may  · 09:20  ·  Share comments [1] 
02.22.2006 : Wednesday
 bush and cheney a la brokeback mountain
this week's new yorker cover is the funniest i've ever seen. you can view it using the link below although i think they change the covers online regularly so i can't guarantee how long you can view it for.

it shows bush and cheney posed like the brokeback mountain movie poster with cheney blowing gunsmoke from his shotgun.

seriously, i'm thinking of framing it.
Link: got 'em!
» lisa may  · 13:33  ·  Share comments   
December.15.2005 : Thursday
 pocket ninja!
i think i could handle things a little better if i had one of these little fellows in me pocket!
Link: ninja puhlease!
» lisa may  · 14:16  ·  Share comments   
12.03.2005 : Saturday
 horizontal corduroys!
Link: cordarounds!
» lisa may  · 09:35  ·  Share comments [3] 
July.04.2005 : Monday
 hee hee - george bush in a skirt!
well, at least the angle of this nytimes photo makes him LOOK like he's wearing a gigantic skirt!
Link: bow to your pardner - now do-si-doh!
» lisa may  · 14:12  ·  Share comments [2] 
June.22.2005 : Wednesday
 baby's named a bad, bad thing
great, great lists of bad, bad baby names.
Link: What are your opinions on the name "Flower"? Pretty, or just goofy?
» lisa may  · 22:11  ·  Share comments [1] 

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