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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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February.02.2010 : Tuesday
 Robots and Monsters
Robots and monsters team up for charity. That doesn't sound like something robots or monsters would do.
Link: Gallery - Robots and Monsters
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 Scientologists in Haiti: A Firsthand Account
They had no place to stay, and no supplies - their idea was to use the ton of money they had to buy food to distribute when they got there. But there was no food and no water. That was the point.
Link: Scientologists in Haiti: A Firsthand Account - Scientology - Gawker
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02.19.2009 : Thursday
 Goon City
I don't know exactly what this is about, but it didn't stop me from spending about ten minutes looking at this cool little city...
Link: Goon City
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02.18.2009 : Wednesday
 The Michael Jackson auction
In April, an auction by Julien's Auctions at the Beverley Hills Hilton will provide an unprecedented look into the private world of Michael Jackson.
And by "freaky" I mean "tacky".
Link: Gallery: The Michael Jackson auction
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02.16.2009 : Monday
 We Are Hooked on Media-Fabricated Outrage
As the Phelps 'scandal' proves yet again, our narcotic of choice – creating controversy where none exists – packs a punch.
Link: We Are a Nation of Junkies Hooked on Media-Fabricated Outrage | DrugReporter | AlterNet
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 The Simpsons Changes Intro After 19 Years
Yow! All HD-pretty.
Link: Pop Culture: The Simpsons Changes Intro After 19 Years
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 An Open Letter to Giles in the UK regarding President's Day
Dear Giles in the UK,
President's Day here in the USA is quite an affair. Do you have something similar there in Olde England Towne? Prime Minister day?
Nonetheless, if you want to see a holiday done correctly (and not just a holiday for mattress stores to have sales) you should visit the USA for President's Day.

Robot Re-Run!
Link: Robot Journal : An Open Letter to Giles in the UK regarding President's Day
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02.15.2009 : Sunday
 Idiotarod 2009
Link: SUCKA PANTS: the Idiotarod 2009 in NYC
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 Air Force One is one 'spiffy ride,' Obama says
"Hey guys, what do you think of my – this spiffy ride here?"
Link: Air Force One is one 'spiffy ride,' Obama says -
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 A journey into my colon
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ''a loose watery bowel movement may result.'' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
Dave Barry gets his colon checked.
Link: Dave Barry: A journey into my colon – and yours -
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02.11.2009 : Wednesday
 What I Bought at LeNell's
LeNell's, the one-of-a-kind liquor store nestled in the southwest corner of Red Hook, Brookyln, is facing its final days
LeNell's is looking for a new home :(
Link: Off The Presses: What I Bought at LeNell's
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July.29.2005 : Friday
 Baby on board!
Link: Baby already in danger on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
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January.26.2005 : Wednesday
 Star Wars Kid
Although all of these have their moments, check out the title track, Star Wars Kid. Be sure and wait for the last act, and watch the part where he almost falls on the yellow fabric on the floor. One would hope he did this knowing his audience, but this just isn't the case.
Link: Wonder geek
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November.10.2004 : Wednesday
 Palestinian Leader Arafat Dies at 75
I never have really understood the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Aside from it being a pissing match over a small parcel of sacred land. I'm guessing each of the two sides are pretty equally guilty at this point, and why don't they just draw a line and stop already. What I do know is that Israel flies our planes and they have nuclear weapons but they are not on out list of rogue nations.
And Palestinian terrorists step onto busses and blow themselves up, but is this just because they don't have the money to buy tanks and F-15s with which to run people over with? Perhaps.
Maybe now that the Red Sox won and the Red Skins loss of their last home game of the regular season did not correlate to Bush losing his, it is time for Israel to stop hiding behind the united states (un capitalized until Bush is gone) and let what happened 60 years ago rest, not to forget but not as an excuse either. To all the religious zealots: maybe read a few more of those passages that don't justify your behavior and see what happens.
Link: Have a coke and a smile and begin the process of shutting the fuck up.
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June.04.2004 : Friday
 Creed are quitters
This is a sad good day.
Link: Rock Band Creed Breaks Up After 3 Albums
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December.15.2003 : Monday
 Justin Timberlake my ass
Although I secretly love JT, I think I have a good case for copyright infringement here. Any lawyerly people out there want to make a fast buck by doing some pro-bono work, just let me know. Rich, I'll kick some up to you, as you have hold copyright on mostly everything on the HR. At the very least, I'm sending a letter to Timberlake, letting him in on the bad news.
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12.10.2003 : Wednesday
 Come over here!
Disturbing and yet fascinating. I wanna be a part of his next project, so long as it doesn't involve semen on my face.
Link: sperm is good for you.
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May.20.2003 : Tuesday
 Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
So many kittens, so many dead.
Link: Masturbate = dead kitten
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February.17.2003 : Monday
 Intriguingly nasty
For $6000, one of these can be yours.
Link: http://www.realdoll
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October.02.2002 : Wednesday
 Braanaay Sells Skates Again
no comment
Link: http://www.britney4
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10.01.2002 : Tuesday
 The Empire Strikes From the Back.
For all you Star Wars fans who like backdoor action as well....
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 It's Not A Workout, It's A Party!
A native of Columbia, Alberto “Beto” Perez began his career as a small boy dancing on the street corner for spare change.

While touring with his dance team “New Edition,” Beto visited the United States for the first time.

Try and catch the Infomercial, it's so much better than the site.
Link: http://www.zumbafit
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August.26.2002 : Monday
hello. testing 1-2-3
here it is raining.
» tim  · 08:43  ·  Share comments [2] 

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