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A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
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It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.



Why is one of these not about quidditch?
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Poor SoJo



2nd to last one.
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The New Star of Instagram



sweet lord, my life is now complete.
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Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen



it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
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Louis C.K. hates the C train



Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
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NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government



these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
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Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails



Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
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June.30.2009 : Tuesday
 Three Wolf Moon "Official" T-Shirt
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Link: Read the Comments
» liz  · 13:47  ·  Share »Hot Linking Fun comments [1] 
May.02.2009 : Saturday
 Swine Flu Mask
Some people have too much time on their hands. And by people, I mean knitters.
Link: Not approved by the CDC
» liz  · 18:35  ·  Share »Hot Linking Fun comments   
June.16.2006 : Friday
 Wookies!
I can't really get too into this site since the only Star Wars movie I have ever seen is "Return of the Jedi." However, I know the rest of you sane robots will get a kick out of this..
Link: Welcome to Wookieepedia
» liz  · 11:35  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments   
March.14.2006 : Tuesday
 Geek Holidays
Talk like a pirate day? Check. Hobbit day? Already observe. Festivus? Old news. Winter-Een-Mas? New to me...
Link: How could I have not known about "Day of the Ninja"?
» liz  · 22:50  ·  Share comments [1] 
03.13.2006 : Monday
 Google Mars
Today's Google Doodle honors Percival Lowell.
Link: In collaboration with NASA...
» liz  · 11:27  ·  Share comments   
November.02.2005 : Wednesday
 Pocket Mod
The PocketMod is a new way to keep yourself organized. Lets face it, PDAs are too expensive and cumbersome, and organizers are bulky and hard to carry around. Nothing beats a folded up piece of paper.
Link: For when only paper will do...
» liz  · 17:41  ·  Share comments   
October.19.2005 : Wednesday
 A Real Life Mr. Hankey
Mr. Floatie - a brown, smiling lump of feces - will have to take a break from his environmental concerns Tuesday as he heads to British Columbia Supreme Court.
Link: Hidey- Hi!
» liz  · 11:02  ·  Share »crazy people comments   
August.26.2005 : Friday
 Cats. In Sinks.
The title says it all.

(Some of these people have small sinks.)
Link: I love the cat with the beer bottle...
» liz  · 16:23  ·  Share comments [5] 
July.18.2005 : Monday
 Beanie Babies Must Die
Apparently some folks have way too much time on their hands.
Link: No, not Pumkin
» liz  · 13:22  ·  Share comments [2] 
March.24.2005 : Thursday
 I Work With Fools...
From the mission statement: To show the world what a complete bunch of morons we all work with.
Link: I'm sure you'll find your boss here...
» liz  · 16:36  ·  Share comments   


 Cougar Free Zone
So my wedding is going to be a John "Cougar" Mellencamp free zone. Which got me to thinking about what type of music I should have.

I'm having an I-Pod Wedding so I have full control over the music that will be played. And being that I trust the HR family and staff, I want you to tell me which songs you think are "must play" which you could do without.
(The obvious "novelty dances" are already out.)

Just leave the songs in the comments. I'll be keeping watch!
Link: The Cougar
» liz  · 10:05  ·  Share comments [11] 
February.02.2005 : Wednesday
 Top 10 Baby Names in NY
Just a little factoid for the expectant robots.
Link: Ashley? Yuck!
» liz  · 10:34  ·  Share comments [7] 
January.29.2005 : Saturday
 Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey's Bottoms
Monkeys are giving up their juice drinks to see pictures of bottoms. I think I understand men now...
Link: So that's how the porn industry got started...
» liz  · 19:36  ·  Share comments   
01.24.2005 : Monday
 Kitty Needs A Home
Cuddly ten month kitty with good teeth, nice personality, and rockstar qualities free to good home.

Please.

We already have three cats. No mas, no mas!
Link: I don't want to be a crazy cat lady...
» liz  · 13:32  ·  Share »dogs & cats comments   
01.21.2005 : Friday
 Cooking with Rockstars
Jen's been conducting interviews with her favorite bands on the topic of cooking and eating. The videos are pretty great.
Link: I like Jack Black's Dorito Burrito
» liz  · 13:21  ·  Share »music comments [1] 
01.07.2005 : Friday
 Worst Mix Tapes. Ever.
Yep, "Macho Duck" by Donald Duck is on there.
Link: I bet Klutch could top these mixes...
» liz  · 08:52  ·  Share »music comments [6] 
November.15.2004 : Monday
 Dancing Citroen Robot Car
Ah commercials. Gotta love em!

More about the car here.
Link: Dance sucka!
» liz  · 18:04  ·  Share comments [2] 
11.12.2004 : Friday
 Mr. T and Me
Cause no friday would be complete without Mr. T.
Link: It has Mr. T on every page. What more could you want?
» liz  · 14:29  ·  Share comments [1] 
11.04.2004 : Thursday
 Ten Steps For Taking Back The Country
My good friend Ish has written a really good call to action for those of us disappointed with what is going on.

I've cross-posted it on my blog since his is currently down.
Link: Read it, live it, pass it on.
» liz  · 14:42  ·  Share comments [4] 
October.22.2004 : Friday
 The Infinite Cat Project
Cats watching cats watching cats...
Link: It truly is infinite.
» liz  · 10:12  ·  Share comments [1] 
10.19.2004 : Tuesday
 What do stormtroopers eat?
The headline says it all.
Link: Even evil needs a salad every once in a while...
» liz  · 11:39  ·  Share comments [1] 
10.08.2004 : Friday
 Twenty monkeys with hats
And one squid
Link: Twenty monkeys with hats
» liz  · 10:03  ·  Share comments [1] 
September.24.2004 : Friday
 The Week In Craig's Archive
A jem from the ever popular Black Table, Amy Blair reviews Craig's List Missed Connections, Personals, et al, and comments on them.
Link: Friday Craig's List Fun as Seen by Black Table
» liz  · 10:45  ·  Share comments   
09.17.2004 : Friday
 yar! 'tis pirate zen 2004
Web Zen is a weekly compilation of funky sites on the web. This week's features pirates with a sneak preview of David Byrne's song titled... you guessed it, "Pirates."

(I also subscribe to MUG (Manhattan Users Guide). They're having their annual "pledge drive" so if you're in NYC and don't get this free daily blast of joy, go and subscribe now!)
Link: Ahoy Mateys!
» liz  · 09:16  ·  Share »pirates comments   
09.16.2004 : Thursday
 Zed's Dead Baby...
Amazon tends to recommend some mighty weird crap to me. Today my recommendations included 3" high Pulp Fiction Dolls.

There are 4 sets titled: The Gimp, Overdose, The Cast and Clean Up.

The teeny Marsellus Wallace in a ball gag was too disturbing not to share.

(Make sure you check out Overdose. It comes complete with a huge hypodermid and a little bag of "heroin"...)
Link: The Gimp
» liz  · 15:31  ·  Share comments [3] 
09.02.2004 : Thursday
 Designs on The White House Shirts Available
Remember that design contest thing Ish and I were involved with earlier this year? The one to make better shirts for the Kerry campaign?

Silk-screened shirts of some of the winning designs available for purchase. The net proceeds go towards Kerry and the DNC.

My personal favorite: Democracy is Not a Faith-Based Initiative
Link: Vote Your Hopes
» liz  · 17:17  ·  Share comments   


 The Dirty Side of Protesting
Its enough to make you want to smack these guys around:
"Protesters have decided to exercise their 'free speech' rights by filling bags and balloons with urine and lobbing them at policemen." A**holes.

Great... Throw urine on folks who are only doing their jobs. Oh and lets not forget that one cop that they stomped on and hospitalized. Hear much about him?
Of course, the New York Times has a different view of the protest movement.

In case you're interested in finding out why some folks have trouble with the protesters's idealogy, read this op-ed: The Fantasy World of the Modern Day Protester
Its all enough to make a liberal retch.
Link: Whatever happened to peace, love and understanding?
» liz  · 10:30  ·  Share comments [18] 


 If Folks on the Simpsons Mated...
The title says it all.
Link: Milhouse + Lisa = ?
» liz  · 08:21  ·  Share comments [1] 
August.23.2004 : Monday
 Jaws in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.
The latest installation from 30-second bunn theatre is up. While you're there check out the previous versions if you haven't seen them already.
Link: Smile you son of a...
» liz  · 10:27  ·  Share comments   
July.16.2004 : Friday
 Found Slides
Are these your slides? The Found Slide Foundation is trying to reunite them with their owners...
Link: Help Reunite The Slides!
» liz  · 09:40  ·  Share comments [1] 



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