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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
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Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.



YES!
»k
There's no excuse to be skinny!



A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
»3pk
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.



Why is one of these not about quidditch?
»cromulent
Poor SoJo



2nd to last one.
»thewillhelm
The New Star of Instagram



sweet lord, my life is now complete.
»mina
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen



it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
»kristen
Louis C.K. hates the C train



Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
»stu
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government



these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
»eve
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails



Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
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February.01.2014 : Saturday
 The best Super Bowl coverage I've seen to date.
Brilliant. Really insightful coverage of this year's Super Bowl.
Link: Breaking Madden: The Super Bowl, in which the machine bleeds to death - SBNation.com
» mattyj  · 07:54  ·  Share comments   
May.10.2012 : Thursday
 The Floppy Disk Means Save
The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.
Link: Seriously, short of a doctor's office or the DMV when are we coming in contact with clipboards?
» mattyj  · 10:53  ·  Share comments   
April.26.2012 : Thursday
 Samuel L. Jackson is the highest grossing actor of all time
When Jackson heard about a movie called "Snakes on a Plane," he called the director, David R. Ellis, and said, "You doing a movie about snakes on a plane?" Yeah. "A plane full of poisonous snakes?" Yeah. "I'm down."
Link: It's my duty to please that booty
» mattyj  · 14:10  ·  Share comments   
February.06.2012 : Monday
 Greensboro: America's 13th Most Overpriced City
Forbes put together a list of the most overpriced cities in america based on housing cost vs income. NYC is of course in there at 11th, but following close behind is the Gate City.
Link: Greensboro?
» mattyj  · 14:03  ·  Share comments   
December.03.2011 : Saturday
 My Fish Twin...
Ted Sabarese photographed people with fish who resemble them.
Link: your inner fish
» mattyj  · 15:54  ·  Share comments   
October.27.2011 : Thursday
 Bike Riding Robot (not Rich)
Don't stop watching until about 50 seconds in.
Link: i'll be impressed when he can do a wheelie.
» mattyj  · 13:31  ·  Share »robots comments [1] 
April.25.2011 : Monday
 Animated Chewbacca
just because.
Link: Dribbble - chewbaca-animated.g
if by Brad Colbow
» mattyj  · 13:08  ·  Share comments   


 Tacos: The Manual
Just in case you didn't know how to eat a taco.
Link: Epic Magazine · In Paris, they don't know how to eat tacos
» mattyj  · 08:35  ·  Share »food & drink comments [3] 
04.15.2011 : Friday
 Which Train: F or A?
If an uptown F and A train depart Jay St./Borough Hall at the same time, which one will get to West 4th first?
Link: don't forget about the stairs.
» mattyj  · 15:16  ·  Share comments [2] 
December.31.2010 : Friday
 Muppets with People Eyes
Ms. Piggy is especially creepy.
Link: Big Bird is ANGRY!
» mattyj  · 00:18  ·  Share comments   
October.31.2010 : Sunday
 Scariest Halloween costume of all
Oh the horror.
Link: Scary!
» mattyj  · 20:27  ·  Share comments   
September.14.2010 : Tuesday
 Midichlorian Rhapsody
It's a Star Wars themed parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Link: Boba Fett, Boba Fett, is your father's name Django?
» mattyj  · 18:03  ·  Share comments [1] 
June.18.2010 : Friday
 Five Reasons to Hate AND Love Apple
Those pastel T-shirts have a kind of "Heaven's Gate" vibe to them, don't they? Pretty soon Apple stores will be selling I-Meters and advertising "Free stress tests". Steve will issue his chilling ultimatum to the Apple drones: "I want you to permanently empty the trash."

...

True Story: Windows 7 just told me it did not know how to read a .doc file. Sorry Microsoft, it's 2010 which is binary for "OVER".
Link: Come on Apple, can't you just put a tiny Nokia inside?
» mattyj  · 10:38  ·  Share comments   
February.21.2010 : Sunday
 Young REM, meet Old REM
Link: Young REM meet Old REM on Flickr
» mattyj  · 12:14  ·  Share comments   
January.05.2010 : Tuesday
 Meet the Caputos
mmmmm. yummy lard bread.
Link: Meet the Caputos - Carroll Gardens Diary
» mattyj  · 21:42  ·  Share comments   
March.16.2009 : Monday
 Most BYOB Restaurants in NYC Are Breaking the Law
The problem is that most New York restaurants with a BYO policy are flouting the law unknowingly and risk hefty fines or even forced closure.

The vast majority of eateries that encourage customers to supply their own alcohol need a special ‘bottle club' license to do so. Restaurants that have fewer than 20 seats are the only exception to the rule.


sorry rich.
Link: Does Lucali have less than 20 seats?
» mattyj  · 12:02  ·  Share comments [1] 
February.23.2009 : Monday
 Montgomery Flea Market Rap
Advertisement for local flea market + Rap = 2 minutes of pure comic gold.

oh, youtube! When will you stop finding ways to waste my time?
Link: it's just like a mini mall
» mattyj  · 06:15  ·  Share comments [1] 
January.06.2009 : Tuesday
 80's Dances: How to do the Robot
Remember to keep your eyes empty – because...you're...
a robot!
Link: How to do the Robot
» mattyj  · 14:28  ·  Share comments [1] 
December.17.2008 : Wednesday
 F*ck You Penguin!
I can tell you have some kind of grand scheme up your sleeve, Beaver, or you would if you were wearing a shirt (if you put on a goddamn shirt, I'm going to fucking go apeshit on you).
Link: A blog where I tell cute animals what's what.
» mattyj  · 08:50  ·  Share comments   
12.08.2008 : Monday
 Hood Thong
just what it says. (slightly NSFW)
Link: Hood Thong
» mattyj  · 10:20  ·  Share comments   
12.01.2008 : Monday
 Project: Immersion
faces of kids while playing video games. classic.
Link: Weee! I win!
» mattyj  · 08:00  ·  Share »media comments   
November.25.2008 : Tuesday
 Sexy Cross-Stich Text Messages
SMS Embroidery? Love it.
Link: ditch him here and leave with me, if you like.
» mattyj  · 09:28  ·  Share comments [1] 
October.01.2008 : Wednesday
 401-Keg investments
Wondering what to do with your money these days? Drink it up.
Link: You should've just bought beer...
» mattyj  · 07:26  ·  Share comments   
May.22.2008 : Thursday
 Harrison Ford Loses an Acre
Ford waxes his chest to bring awareness to deforestation.
Link: Ouch!
» mattyj  · 11:12  ·  Share comments   
April.07.2008 : Monday
 2008 National Rube Goldberg Machine Contest
the hard way to make a burger...

video here
Link: 2008 National Rube Goldberg Machine Contest
» mattyj  · 09:52  ·  Share »gadgets comments   
July.17.2007 : Tuesday
 TONIGHT - Dazed and Confused in McCarren Park
For all you Brooklyn-bots! By far the most fun of the Linklater films, shown outside. sounds like a good time to me.

The evening kicks off at 7 p.m. with music by the Powder Kegs; the film begins at sundown.

I'll be there on Aug 21, too.
Link: i'm sorry i missed the july 3 show.
» mattyj  · 12:31  ·  Share comments   
07.11.2007 : Wednesday
 iPhone - Will it Blend?
For many of us, during all the hype, rumors, and speculation concerning Apple's iPhone, there was one question nagging at the back of our minds, one question that had gone unanswered until now: will it blend?
Link: i think i'll put this on ebay!
» mattyj  · 03:29  ·  Share comments [2] 
June.05.2007 : Tuesday
 Red Hook Soccer Fields Food Vendors: Write the commissioner!
Thanks to Stu for pointing out their plight! I did a quick bit of research and found that the parks Commissioner is Adrian Benepe.

You can contact him at the link below. Tell everyone you know to email him to demand that they allow the current vendors to stay. There is very little of the sublime that is still left in NYC. Let this one bit stay.
Link: Dear Adrian. Don't be a Dick. Save the Soccer Field Vendors.
» mattyj  · 13:55  ·  Share comments [1] 
April.18.2007 : Wednesday
 A Whale in the Gowanus Canal?
the Coast Guard reports a baleen whale around 22nd Street, which is the Red Hook part of the Canal
Link: In 2003, a harp seal was rescued from the canal and named Gowanda
» mattyj  · 08:16  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.12.2007 : Monday
 Curb Your Enthusiasm Frees Wrongly Accused Man from Prison
HBO allowed Melnik to look through the footage, and he found a shot of Catalan with his 6-year-old daughter and two friends. The footage was time coded, confirming that Catalan was at the ballpark shortly before the time of the slaying 20 miles away in the San Fernando Valley.

“There he was in the outtakes,” said Gary S. Casselman, the attorney handling Catalan's lawsuit. “He's glad it's over. It's terrible to be in jail, and he thought he would never see his daughters again.”
Link: Catalan was not a fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm before his time in jail. He is now.
» mattyj  · 11:35  ·  Share comments   



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