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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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February.05.2014 : Wednesday
 zombies are known for
Link: And what part of the country are you from?
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September.06.2010 : Monday
 On my giant trampoline I go "bounce bounce"
Love this girl .... she's so funny!
Link: Blame The Booty LIVE
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June.15.2010 : Tuesday
 what is better than detention? Cleaning Toilets - WAH!
I can't believe people are crying about this .... maybe it will teach these kids some manners and respect.
Link: Bronx Middle School Accused of Making Students Clean Toilets as Punishment
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December.06.2006 : Wednesday
 Want to get so wet?
He barks, wags his tail, kicks his leg and then he licks. You'll get so wet you need a raincoat!

Seriously I really would love to sit in the marketing meeting for products like this. Who thought this commercial would be OK for kids? watch it but be careful - you might get so wet you'll need a raincoat!
Link: Love n' Licks
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September.27.2006 : Wednesday
 Sing, sing a song...
Sing of good things not bad... Sing of happy, not sad.
OK everyone start working those vocal chords and get ready for some serious Karaoke. Thursday September 28th

McAnn's Bar 8:30 pm
625 8TH AVENUE (2nd fl) port-authority mezzanine level
YES that is right folks McAnn's is IN the Port Authority because "when you miss the bus you party with us at McAnn's"
Link: classy!
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August.25.2006 : Friday
 VULVA! - the scent!
I kid you not. Smell like a VAGINA. no really!

.... oh and the photos NSFW
Link: Vulva scent
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July.09.2006 : Sunday
 80's videos to cure your 80's needs!
OK I must say the dancers in the Dominatrix video “The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight” look like rejects from Pat Benatar's “Love is a Battlefield” video. And I never knew what Fiction Factory looked like and I am sad I do now. WOW I think I have VHS tapes with a load of these videos on them .... Check out Afrika Bambaataa “Planet Rock”, Stiff Little Fingers “Gotta Gettaway”, Visage “Fade To Grey”, Kissing The Pink “Certain Things Are Likely”, Propaganda “P:Machinery”, The Untouchables “Free Yourself” just some of my favorite songs from back in the day! (and yes I realize I am an 80's dork)
Link: Got to LOVE the 80's videos!
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May.04.2006 : Thursday
 The Oozinator
Michele sent this to me today ... "Hasbro apparently greenlit this promo ad for their new toy "The Oozinator."

the product description on Wal-Mart's website is: "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at 'em with water, you'll stick 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze. The Oozinator Blaster shoots out globs of the gooey stuff, then gets 'em with water — a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every "water" fight."

bio-ooze - um yeah RIGHT!
Link: Hasbro's Oozinator
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September.28.2005 : Wednesday
 Libra's ROCK!
and if you think so too come out and have a drink with a few on Friday night (9/30) after work say 6:30 ish?.

O' Hanlon's Bar
349 E 14TH St, NYC
(right off of 1st Avenue on 14th Street)

there will also be some pool playing and some dart throwing and if you are lucky some dessert!
(OH and they have plenty of TeeVee's too so you won't miss the game!)
Link: O' Hanlon's Bar
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August.18.2005 : Thursday
 Dranks Thursday
if anyone is interested and will be in NYC this Thursday (8/18) there will be a gathering for drinks at

Fitzgerald's Pub
336 3rd Ave. (@ 25th St.)
8pm ish

Jen of Sunshine Jen will be making a special appearance. We can try and not let that east coast/west coast fight invade the robot.
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June.13.2005 : Monday
 R Kelly is Trapped in the Closet
he looks at the closet ... i pull out my berretta ... he walks up to the closet ... now he's at the closet ... now he's opening the closet ....
Link: video to prove it
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May.02.2005 : Monday
 Big Brother is watching!!!!
Am I the last to know? Did anyone ever hear of EarthCam? I am oddly disturbed that you can see live web views of NYC – check out the Times Square cam or the NYC skyline cam ... and NYC is not the only city on here you can see London and Moscow and a bunch of other cities in the good old US of A.
» kelly  · 22:41  ·  Share comments [1] 
February.22.2005 : Tuesday
 The Crackers vs The Gates
My friend and his wife are artist too. But unlike Christo and Jeanne-Claude he is the one with the bright orange hair. The Crackers is their version of The Gates. Oh and they were even written up in the NY Times.
Link: The Crackers
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January.12.2005 : Wednesday
 Get the Drunk Home
This is one of those fun games I just got from Tisha: You just move your mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him walking in a straight line The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right or right to left - you can't see your cursor which makes it more difficult. Apparently the record is 82 meters (My boss just got him 50 meters) And it's in German!
Link: drunks fall down, that's bad
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October.23.2004 : Saturday
 Mr. Robot by Eugene Mirman
I saw this video at one of Mirman's shows - I am happy he posted it on his website. Check it out
Link: Eugene Mirman is a funny man
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10.07.2004 : Thursday
 Carl Lewis wants to break it up
I got this from my friend's website - it's too funny. Who knew that Carl Lewis the Olympic track & field athlete was also a singing sensation.
Link: you go Carl Lewis!
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July.23.2004 : Friday
 one of those cool/odd websites I guess
so Tisha sends me this link which she got it off of Brendan Fraser's website and then says don't ask - WTF is she doing on Brendan Fraser's website. Anyway I link to it and it's in French and English but I still don't get it because the English looks like it's still in French ... something to do with making sounds from your keyboard. If you’re lucky enough it may sound like a song.

Note: You will need shockwave to see the site.
Link: why don't you try it and get back to me
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May.30.2004 : Sunday
 the f word
i say it way too often ... but then again i never used the phrase "why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*uck yourself"
Link: F*CK
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April.09.2004 : Friday
 say it with words
here's a neat website that you can type in phrases and have them appear as graffiti on a bridge, a sentence in alphabet soup, or written in leaves on a street ... try it out

as for me ... i'm so punk! (i'd show you but the link is not working for me)

Link: Letter James
» kelly  · 10:57  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.02.2004 : Tuesday
 need help on this super tuesday?
Can't decide which candidate to vote for? Searching for more information on a candidate?
Link: which one do i choose?
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February.25.2004 : Wednesday
 for all of you who like to pop bubblewrap
.... i like it in manic mode!
Link: pop bubblewrap
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02.22.2004 : Sunday
 need some inspiration?
a friend of mine sent me this link (not the same friend that sent me the dirty smurf video) someone who thought I needed some inspiration. Not sure if I should take this as an insult. … Let me know if it changes you.
Link: right now
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02.16.2004 : Monday
 a song about poo
or so i think .... the visuals help you decipher what the song is about
Link: dung song
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02.12.2004 : Thursday
 just two freshman guys at uc berkeley
does anyone know who sings this song? it's sort of catchy
Link: milk and cereal: asian version
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02.10.2004 : Tuesday
 want to throw rocks at boys?
Here's a fun game my friend Tevi sent me.
Link: throw rocks
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November.13.2003 : Thursday
 Radio Station: The Spy
If you're looking for something deeper than TRL pop bands and actually ALTERNATIVE . . . this is the place!
Link: The Spy
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11.04.2003 : Tuesday
 Feeling Sexy? It Could Be Your Cat
for all you cat lovers out there ..... OH and my choice of name for Liz's cat!
Link: Toxoplasma gondii
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September.17.2003 : Wednesday
Just so you know my friend Tisha sent this to me ... I don't want you thinking that I do searches for games on the lifetime website! ... With that said check out the makeover one, ... it's sort of funny.
Link: head to toe
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09.14.2003 : Sunday
 ooohhhhh, a snake....
I got this from my friend in San Francisco … She says "let this loop about 100 times to fully appreciate it."
Link: badgers, mushroom and a snake
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July.21.2003 : Monday
 inexplicable mob#5
Not sure if I am going to make this one ... I worked 11 hours yesterday and well that has made me cranky for the week. But it is on my way home so I might change my mind.
Link: go mob#5
» kelly  · 09:29  ·  Share comments [2] 

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