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There's no excuse to be skinny!



A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
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It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.



Why is one of these not about quidditch?
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Poor SoJo



2nd to last one.
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Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen



it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
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Louis C.K. hates the C train



Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
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NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government



these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
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August.21.2009 : Friday
 friday afternoon funs-time
Host John Kilduff paints while jogging on a treadmill, blends a drink and takes your calls live.
Link: don't think we've seen this here before
» klutch.xls  · 15:45  ·  Share comments   
June.22.2009 : Monday
 some look like jimmy carter
bad paintings of barack obama
Link: bad paintings of that famous TV guy
» klutch.xls  · 11:46  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.27.2006 : Monday
 Songs on a Plane!
So, you know that catchy song you have in your head that you keep wanting to get down on paper, or magnetized on tape? Find some words that rhyme with "snake" and submit that sizong to the "Snakes on a Plane" soundtrack contest.
Link: It's like "cats (tm)" but with snakes
» klutch.xls  · 12:58  ·  Share comments   
September.14.2005 : Wednesday
 Cranky Luke Lowther
Yargh, what's your Pirate name?
Link: Yargh name generator!
» klutch.xls  · 13:18  ·  Share comments [3] 


 Does your cat rank?
Like "Hot or Not" - But for Kittens

(beware of the cuteness)
Link: Kittenwar.com
» klutch.xls  · 13:17  ·  Share comments [2] 
August.29.2005 : Monday
 Stuff on Catz!
It's wicked cool when your cat is in a sink! It's also cool when you put stuff on your cat.
Link: Put stuff on your cat!
» klutch.xls  · 11:06  ·  Share comments [1] 
June.28.2005 : Tuesday
 Q-Dogg in tha hizzo
Many of you know Q-Dogg (my close friend who steals my sheets at night.) She put together her own list of 20 fine albums and here it is...
Link: q-dogg's 20oz
» klutch.xls  · 16:20  ·  Share comments   
March.02.2005 : Wednesday
 Save Toby!
A man, his best buddy, and a yummy recipe book!
Link: Save Toby or delight in the feast!
» klutch.xls  · 22:30  ·  Share »animals comments [1] 
January.29.2005 : Saturday
 Urinate your way to safety
A man drank 60 1/2 liters of beer and peed his way out of an avalanche! OMG!!!
Thanks to the Drudgereport
Link: His kidneys and liver hurt
» klutch.xls  · 11:40  ·  Share comments   
01.16.2005 : Sunday
 pwn3d!!
i just had to look up pwn3d on the googles and this site came up. this guy got pwn3d!!!
Link: pwn3d
» klutch.xls  · 21:37  ·  Share comments   
December.20.2004 : Monday
 Someone Hates You!
And for once it's not me. Well, I hate you too, but nobody is dedicating a web site to it.
Link: My Cat Hates You!
» klutch.xls  · 14:42  ·  Share comments [2] 
November.08.2004 : Monday
 Dio to Take Short Break
Ronnie James Dio and his pals will be taking a short break to enjoy the holidays.

From the message board "When I was outside the Greek last saturday two women approached me with wanting donations for stickers to help get people off the influence of Dio. I laughed and got two stickers. "
Link: Never Fear:Still playing Monterey MetalFest
» klutch.xls  · 11:36  ·  Share comments   
October.26.2004 : Tuesday
 Curse? What Curse?
Believe in "the curse" or not, sports fans have rules. It's never over before it's over. Don't pop that champaigne till the final whistle blows or the final strike has been called. Never count down the remaining outs...

And never, ever talk about the victory parade if you're only up 2-0 in the series...
Oopse... thanks Boston Globe...
Link: Throwing Caution to the Wind
» klutch.xls  · 09:11  ·  Share comments [2] 
10.12.2004 : Tuesday
 not enough monkeys
if you ask me, there's never enough monkeys but this article makes me want to barf:

"The price of monkeys has risen with the drop in supply and a consistent and growing demand, Peters noted."
Link: found on the drudgereport
» klutch.xls  · 13:36  ·  Share comments [1] 
September.29.2004 : Wednesday
 They aren't debates!
From the Tavis Smiley Show, comments on 10 (ten) of the more dispicable items in the "rules for the debates" document both Kerry and Bush have signed off on.
Link: top ten reasons to hate *democracy*
» klutch.xls  · 15:41  ·  Share comments [5] 
09.24.2004 : Friday
 don't buy this guitar
i usually don't search e-bay, but today I thought "what the hell."
If you are a musician, check out what this A-hole is doing with this guitar . . .

"oh yeah, i need better lighting, so I'll just rest the guitar up against my car in the driveway . . ."
Link: don't buy this guitar
» klutch.xls  · 11:53  ·  Share comments [1] 
09.09.2004 : Thursday
 Puppies!
Puppies take revenge on puppy killer.
Link: i like to say the word puppy!
» klutch.xls  · 08:18  ·  Share comments [3] 
August.30.2004 : Monday
 Smoking Chimps!
While there are some weirdos on the internet that might think that some "chimps are smokin'!" this article shows the true nature of man's early brothers and sisters.
Link: smoke!smoke!smoke!
» klutch.xls  · 15:19  ·  Share comments   
July.15.2004 : Thursday
 As democracy lies dying
All of the most important votes in the House this past year have come in the wee hours of the night, long after the press has gone to bed. Read the second story on this page entitled "Slumber Party."
Link: Stolen From the Drudge Report
» klutch.xls  · 08:54  ·  Share comments [4] 
June.09.2004 : Wednesday
 Our favorite twins
As anyone who enjoys a silver bullet during football season knows, we men love twins. So, for all you TexasRobots out there, here's some info. on an Olsen twins 18th birthday party in Austin.

I don't think anyone invited them though . . .
Link: Mary-Kate vs. Ashley
» klutch.xls  · 08:47  ·  Share comments [2] 
May.20.2004 : Thursday
 Passing along some propaganda for today
I stole this link from the Drudgereport. Just some clean wholesome anti-Bush propaganda to start off your day.
Link: Bushworld
» klutch.xls  · 08:22  ·  Share comments   
05.16.2004 : Sunday
 help illiterate foreigners tie the knot

I don't know why I stumbled on this site, but it makes me laugh.
Link: WTF!?!?!
» klutch.xls  · 20:10  ·  Share comments [3] 
April.14.2004 : Wednesday
 finally, some good news!

the best thing about this article is that the first two paragraphs are so messed up it makes you think you might have brain damage.
Link: Dain Brammage!
» klutch.xls  · 15:08  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.12.2004 : Friday
 Donuts on your lawn
Terrible, terrible news. The bass player for the Dead Milkmen killed himself.

One of my top 5 favorite bands of all time . . .
Link: Dave Blood
» klutch.xls  · 08:25  ·  Share comments [2] 
03.09.2004 : Tuesday
 Run, Robot, Run!!!

Of course this has everything to do with "national defence." Are you robots going to apply?

Link: Robots faster than Dale Ernhardt
» klutch.xls  · 07:52  ·  Share comments   
February.10.2004 : Tuesday
 I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it . . .
Ok, ok, we all know the Pixies are getting back together . . .

BUT NOW THEY ARE ONLINE AND HAVE THEIR VERY OWN MESSAGE BOARD COMMUNITTYY!!!!!

ARGHHHHHH I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF!!!!!!!@@!!!!
!

i have officially turned into an "all-caps-teen."
Link: there was a rumor he was into field hockey players
» klutch.xls  · 13:41  ·  Share comments   


 Hell has frozen over

and pigs are flying . . .

O'Reilly apologizes to nation for believing Iraq had WMD
Link: Holy Crap, Bush is going to go down
» klutch.xls  · 12:49  ·  Share comments [2] 
January.16.2004 : Friday
 Hey, I was just thinking Tony Blair was a . . .

I knew he was no Monkey Pants!

Link: What's Spanish for "dickhead?"
» klutch.xls  · 08:30  ·  Share comments   
01.09.2004 : Friday
 To Rich, with Love
not a cougar, but pretty damn close...
Link: yummy bikers
» klutch.xls  · 08:05  ·  Share »cougars comments [2] 
December.01.2003 : Monday
 Vigo and Buckethead
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ALBUM TO COME OUT!!!!

Viggo . . .

Buckethead . . .

Frodo . . .

Here's some pics from the recording sessions to prove it
Link: The One Bucket to rule them all
» klutch.xls  · 21:42  ·  Share comments [2] 



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