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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
»k
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

YES!
»k
There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
»3pk
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
»cromulent
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
»thewillhelm
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
»mina
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
»kristen
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
»stu
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
»eve
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
»thewillhelm
FLASH FTW!

July.23.2009 : Thursday

HANDERPANTS
Underpants for your hands!

Link: Tighty-whities, to be exact.

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07.21.2009 : Tuesday

Erotic Falconry
You heard me.

Link: N really SFW, but I'm unemployed, so suck it

» erik ·

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January.22.2009 : Thursday

Holy crap
this may just be the best thing ever

Link: Runnin' with the Devil soundboard

» erik ·

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November.26.2008 : Wednesday

Freaky Squid
Yep.

Link: mofo gots teh elbowz

» erik ·

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October.28.2008 : Tuesday

Dozens Of McCain Call Center Workers Walk Off Job In Protest
Apparently people aren't getting paid enough to read the crap McCain's putting out.

Link: McCain Script Attacking Obama

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September.26.2008 : Friday

Huge blackness, giving out free books
For those of you out there who are completely clueless when an HP Lovecraft referencefest breaks out on the robot, here are a bunch of free e-books you can use to catch up.

Link: Cthulhu2u

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09.24.2008 : Wednesday

COUNTERPOINT: McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs
Weekly World News for president.

Link: Stumping

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McCain suspends campaign
In a not at all bullshit maneuver, McCain has suspended his campaign and wants to postpone the debates.

Link: Can I hand this in late?

» erik ·

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09.18.2008 : Thursday

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
I am Hose Hotrod Palin

Link: I hate this woman

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April.15.2008 : Tuesday

Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles Video
The time this must have taken boggles the mind.

Link: Goombas, ho!

» erik ·

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04.07.2008 : Monday

Everyone sounds great!
With the beamz music system.

(I don't think great means what they think it means.)

Also, stick around until 2:47 for the deal-sealer.

Link: quiet reverie

» erik ·

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March.25.2008 : Tuesday

Goes well with hot dogs
Drank - the anti energy drink

Link: different from beer, how?

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December.10.2007 : Monday

Triumphant as well as joyful
RIP Neidermeyer

Link: Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful

» erik ·

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November.26.2007 : Monday

Slade's back catalog now plunder-free
Singer of Quiet Riot found dead

Link: coroner: he banged his head one time too many, metal health not that good for you

» erik ·

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11.16.2007 : Friday

Danzira?
Video of Shakira + Danzig

wait for the second verse, and try to figure out what that dude is saying.

Also, I am completely convinced Shakira is a robot, and the circuit that controls her back is on the fritz

Link: yeaaaaaaah

» erik ·

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September.27.2007 : Thursday

BRAIN EATING AMOEBA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Link: It even has its own graphic

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July.13.2007 : Friday

Street icon 'Mr. Butch' dies at 56
"He was so popular that The Boston Phoenix wrote in April that it was considering changing the criteria of the "Readers' Pick: Neighborhood Character" category because Mr. Butch won so regularly."

Link: How did he get a Vespa?

» erik ·

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June.29.2007 : Friday

Cheney resigns!
It's true!

Link: You heard it here first

» erik ·

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06.21.2007 : Thursday

Vice President = not executive branch?
What'll they think of next?

Link: God Bless America

» erik ·

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06.19.2007 : Tuesday

Bucket, balls, children
oh my

Link: YouTube - Mr Bucket Commercial

» erik ·

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06.07.2007 : Thursday

Pickle Suprise!
Not affiliated with Stu and Chris Road Trip 2k7

Link: WTF

» erik ·

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06.05.2007 : Tuesday

Web photo phenomenon centers on felines, poor spelling
like Baby Fishmouth, kittehs is sweeping the nation

Link: no sign of bukket

» erik ·

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May.18.2007 : Friday

Animated Calvin and Hobbes
From Italy. Only 2.5 minutes long, but Hollywood, take note.

1. Art work is true to original. No lifeless CGI crapped out as quickly as possible.

2. Storyline true to original. No crapped out poop jokes and lifeless pop culture references.

MOST IMPORTANT: NO BULLSHIT MUSICAL NUMBERS.
Ok, so it's not a feature. But seriously. Shrek can bite me.

Link: The voices are kind of weird though

» erik ·

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05.10.2007 : Thursday

The Incredible Edible Belgian Chocolate Anus
I am getting these for Stu.

Link: Eat my ass

» erik ·

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April.24.2007 : Tuesday

Best Scenes from The Wicker Man
I was mad they remade this, but at least I laughed at some of these clips.