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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
»k
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.



YES!
»k
There's no excuse to be skinny!



A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
»3pk
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.



Why is one of these not about quidditch?
»cromulent
Poor SoJo



2nd to last one.
»thewillhelm
The New Star of Instagram



sweet lord, my life is now complete.
»mina
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen



it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
»kristen
Louis C.K. hates the C train



Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
»stu
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government



these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
»eve
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails



Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
»thewillhelm
FLASH FTW!


















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July.23.2009 : Thursday
 HANDERPANTS
Underpants for your hands!
Link: Tighty-whities, to be exact.
» erik  · 09:34  ·  Share comments   
07.21.2009 : Tuesday
 Erotic Falconry
You heard me.
Link: N really SFW, but I'm unemployed, so suck it
» erik  · 14:04  ·  Share comments [5] 
January.22.2009 : Thursday
 Holy crap
this may just be the best thing ever
Link: Runnin' with the Devil soundboard
» erik  · 09:11  ·  Share comments   
November.26.2008 : Wednesday
 Freaky Squid
Yep.
Link: mofo gots teh elbowz
» erik  · 14:25  ·  Share comments [1] 
October.28.2008 : Tuesday
 Dozens Of McCain Call Center Workers Walk Off Job In Protest
Apparently people aren't getting paid enough to read the crap McCain's putting out.
Link: McCain Script Attacking Obama
» erik  · 10:38  ·  Share comments   
September.26.2008 : Friday
 Huge blackness, giving out free books
For those of you out there who are completely clueless when an HP Lovecraft referencefest breaks out on the robot, here are a bunch of free e-books you can use to catch up.
Link: Cthulhu2u
» erik  · 08:52  ·  Share comments   
09.24.2008 : Wednesday
 COUNTERPOINT: McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs
Weekly World News for president.
Link: Stumping
» erik  · 17:45  ·  Share comments [1] 


 McCain suspends campaign
In a not at all bullshit maneuver, McCain has suspended his campaign and wants to postpone the debates.
Link: Can I hand this in late?
» erik  · 17:40  ·  Share comments   
09.18.2008 : Thursday
 Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
I am Hose Hotrod Palin
Link: I hate this woman
» erik  · 09:52  ·  Share comments [7] 
April.15.2008 : Tuesday
 Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles Video
The time this must have taken boggles the mind.
Link: Goombas, ho!
» erik  · 10:02  ·  Share comments   
04.07.2008 : Monday
 Everyone sounds great!
With the beamz music system.

(I don't think great means what they think it means.)

Also, stick around until 2:47 for the deal-sealer.
Link: quiet reverie
» erik  · 11:18  ·  Share comments   
March.25.2008 : Tuesday
 Goes well with hot dogs
Drank - the anti energy drink
Link: different from beer, how?
» erik  · 13:47  ·  Share comments   
December.10.2007 : Monday
 Triumphant as well as joyful
RIP Neidermeyer
Link: Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
» erik  · 14:37  ·  Share comments   
November.26.2007 : Monday
 Slade's back catalog now plunder-free
Singer of Quiet Riot found dead
Link: coroner: he banged his head one time too many, metal health not that good for you
» erik  · 14:45  ·  Share comments   
11.16.2007 : Friday
 Danzira?
Video of Shakira + Danzig

wait for the second verse, and try to figure out what that dude is saying.

Also, I am completely convinced Shakira is a robot, and the circuit that controls her back is on the fritz
Link: yeaaaaaaah
» erik  · 14:31  ·  Share comments [3] 
September.27.2007 : Thursday
 BRAIN EATING AMOEBA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Link: It even has its own graphic
» erik  · 12:01  ·  Share comments   
July.13.2007 : Friday
 Street icon 'Mr. Butch' dies at 56
"He was so popular that The Boston Phoenix wrote in April that it was considering changing the criteria of the "Readers' Pick: Neighborhood Character" category because Mr. Butch won so regularly."
Link: How did he get a Vespa?
» erik  · 10:42  ·  Share comments [3] 
June.29.2007 : Friday
 Cheney resigns!
It's true!
Link: You heard it here first
» erik  · 13:48  ·  Share comments [1] 
06.21.2007 : Thursday
 Vice President = not executive branch?
What'll they think of next?
Link: God Bless America
» erik  · 15:59  ·  Share comments [2] 
06.19.2007 : Tuesday
 Bucket, balls, children
oh my
Link: YouTube - Mr Bucket Commercial
» erik  · 11:16  ·  Share comments [3] 
06.07.2007 : Thursday
 Pickle Suprise!
Not affiliated with Stu and Chris Road Trip 2k7
Link: WTF
» erik  · 15:30  ·  Share »the sexy comments [1] 
06.05.2007 : Tuesday
 Web photo phenomenon centers on felines, poor spelling
like Baby Fishmouth, kittehs is sweeping the nation
Link: no sign of bukket
» erik  · 12:47  ·  Share comments   
May.18.2007 : Friday
 Animated Calvin and Hobbes
From Italy. Only 2.5 minutes long, but Hollywood, take note.

1. Art work is true to original. No lifeless CGI crapped out as quickly as possible.

2. Storyline true to original. No crapped out poop jokes and lifeless pop culture references.

MOST IMPORTANT: NO BULLSHIT MUSICAL NUMBERS.
Ok, so it's not a feature. But seriously. Shrek can bite me.
Link: The voices are kind of weird though
» erik  · 17:30  ·  Share comments [2] 
05.10.2007 : Thursday
 The Incredible Edible Belgian Chocolate Anus
I am getting these for Stu.
Link: Eat my ass
» erik  · 10:52  ·  Share comments   
April.24.2007 : Tuesday
 Best Scenes from The Wicker Man
I was mad they remade this, but at least I laughed at some of these clips.
Link: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, NICOLAS CAGE?
» erik  · 12:29  ·  Share »crazy people comments [1] 
04.03.2007 : Tuesday
 Stu's 1 year anniversary
1 year ago, Stu first heard "My Humps."

Now it's time for a new version.
Link: Alanis!
» erik  · 10:24  ·  Share comments [10] 
March.30.2007 : Friday
 ZOO BABIES
Happy Friday!
Link: Set Phasers for holy shit that's cute!
» erik  · 14:44  ·  Share comments [1] 
03.21.2007 : Wednesday
 I'm on ur pole bein' all cute
BABY POLAR BEAR
Link: I would like one now, please.
» erik  · 13:02  ·  Share comments   
03.19.2007 : Monday
 Can you decide?
I can't.
Link: Most Retarded-Looking Barenaked Ladies Member on This Album Cover
» erik  · 11:52  ·  Share comments [1] 
January.10.2007 : Wednesday
 Ah, Rhode Island
I do not miss you and your shit like this.
Link: Good parenting!
» erik  · 17:42  ·  Share comments [2] 



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