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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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August.20.2008 : Wednesday
 That's No Moon...
It's the Death Star over San Francisco.
Link: Imperial Fleet Week
» Collin  · 19:49  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments [1] 
September.21.2007 : Friday
 New Host Of "The View" Not Sure If World Is Flat Or Round
In this clip from a recent episode of "The View," new co-host Sherri Shepherd states that she's not sure whether the earth is flat or not. Somewhere Magellan rolls over in his grave.
Link: Look out for the edge!
» Collin  · 08:38  ·  Share comments [2] 
June.07.2007 : Thursday
 Chris and Stu animal road trip
boy am I drunk
Link: unh
» Collin  · 19:45  ·  Share comments   
March.13.2007 : Tuesday
I just saw an ad for this. How did I get into the FishPen demographic?
Link: Telescoping rod!
» Collin  · 17:54  ·  Share comments [1] 
December.11.2006 : Monday
 Cute Things Falling Asleep
As I said...
Link: Cute things falling asleep
» Collin  · 14:02  ·  Share comments [3] 
November.07.2006 : Tuesday
 The Wisdom Of Roger Clark
If, like me, your NY mornings are not complete without a report from local half-assed reporter Roger Clark and the subsequent ribbing from anchor Pat Keirnan on NY1, (as well as a Select Dental commercial, but that's another story,) you will enjoy this site. Reviews, comments, musings and outfit critiques of our favorite giggling, 80's teen comedy referencing roving reporter.
Link: Wisdom of Roger Clark
» Collin  · 13:49  ·  Share comments [15] 
October.26.2006 : Thursday
 Full Metal Jackass
Please enjoy this audition reel sent by a 20 year old named Brian Atene to Stanley Kubrick in response to an open casting call for young actors to star in Full Metal Jacket. Thrill at his masterful reworking of Ralph Macchio's best scene from "The Outsiders." Perhaps he'll finally get his big break from this exposure.
Link: When I was 12 I won a spaniel puppy for 50 cents
» Collin  · 13:40  ·  Share comments [2] 
10.16.2006 : Monday
 Everybody's Tryin' To Make A Dollar Off The T
Give Mr. T a much-needed makeover. Just do it, fool!
Link: Click, fool!
» Collin  · 21:39  ·  Share comments   
August.07.2006 : Monday
 Joe Francis: Reprehensible Human Being
Hey, guess what? The creep behind the Girls Gone Wild videos is a violent misogynist and (alleged) date-raper. This LA Times article contains an account of Francis assaulting the female reporter who wrote the article outside a Chicago nightclub.
Link: Someone please remove this man's nuts
» Collin  · 17:20  ·  Share comments   
08.03.2006 : Thursday
 Sam Jackson Calling
I am not familiar with the fancy internets technologies that go into this, but having a cyber-Samuel Jackson call you and say your name is pretty neat, if a bit disconcerting.
And, ok, I know it's a shitty promotional tool, but this is why they sometimes work.
Link: Snakes on Your Name
» Collin  · 23:59  ·  Share comments [1] 
July.06.2006 : Thursday
 Weird Polish Movie Posters
While most movie posters in the United States pretty much showcase the standard corporate style imagery to hawk the film, the fine folks in Poland have a brilliant dramatic license when marketing Hollywood's finest in their country, resulting in some of the most brilliantly surreal and amazing pieces of movie artwork ever created.
Link: See Peter Sellers' shoulders explode
» Collin  · 13:35  ·  Share comments   
June.29.2006 : Thursday
 Supreme Court Blocks Trials at Guantanamo
The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that President Bush overstepped his authority in ordering military war crimes trials for Guantanamo Bay detainees.
Link: No shit
» Collin  · 11:11  ·  Share comments [1] 
06.28.2006 : Wednesday
 Pickle Fear Grips Nation!
A clip from the Maury Povich show of a girl who is deathly afraid of pickles. Yeah, pickles. Hilarious, although I kind of feel bad for the girl because she is really FREAKING OUT. About pickles.

Via Gawker...
Link: I wonder what her thoughts on cucumbers are?
» Collin  · 13:26  ·  Share comments [2] 
March.24.2006 : Friday
 Dedication Honors Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth
Pop-Star's Pregnancy Idealized in Brooklyn 'Monument to Pro-Life'
A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Link: Please tell me this is meant to be ironic
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03.20.2006 : Monday
 Isaac Hayes In No Position To Quit Anything
He had a stroke Jan 17th which "may have affected his speech and memory."
Link: Ok, it's from Fox News, but still...
» Collin  · 16:42  ·  Share comments   

 Second Annual Myspace Stupid Haircut Awards
Featuring even more stupid haircuts and the Magical Grid Of Bad Emo Hair (R).

First Annual contest posted here
Link: Ah, Teens
» Collin  · 10:02  ·  Share comments [1] 
February.28.2006 : Tuesday
 You'd Never Believe You're In NYC
Sheep and goats in Queens? Waterfalls in The Bronx? Homes on stilts? They can all be found in the five boroughs. This page will point you in the right direction to find scenes you'd think you'd never see in New York City.
Link: On Forgotten NY
» Collin  · 13:33  ·  Share comments [1] 
02.22.2006 : Wednesday
 Is That A Little Giant In Your Pocket?
Imagine that the Little Giant is not a ladder, but a penis.
Link: Hilarity ensues
» Collin  · 13:25  ·  Share comments [5] 
02.21.2006 : Tuesday
 Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages
A totally bizarre set of rules that some asshole drew up for his wife. Right before he kidnapped her. What I wonder is how people like this get anyone to marry them in the first place.
Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.
Link: From The Smoking Gun
» Collin  · 10:42  ·  Share comments [7] 
02.17.2006 : Friday
 Johnny, Are You Weir?
If you've seen any of the Olympic figure skating (or even just looked at Gawker lately,) you may be familiar with Johnny Weir and perhaps his glove, "Camille."
Anyway, here is an interesting story about how being gay can be a detriment to, of all things, a male figure skater's career.
Link: Only 30 to 40%?
» Collin  · 11:21  ·  Share comments [2] 
02.03.2006 : Friday
 Driver hit for 'Star Wars' fight club on school bus
A 38-year-old bald "Star Wars" geek who called himself The Emperor formed a fight club on his Staten Island school bus - encouraging kids to descend into the dark side and beat their classmates, authorities said yesterday.
Link: The penalty for breaking this code is banishment
» Collin  · 12:47  ·  Share »Yodas 'n shit comments   
January.24.2006 : Tuesday
 Holy Crap. Japanese Toy Panda Photoblogs.
Or "brogs" as they call them. Excellent just for the photos, but also for the Engrish.
Link: When the photograph of is clicked, the appearance of the panda in each corner is understood.
» Collin  · 12:57  ·  Share comments [1] 
December.27.2005 : Tuesday
 Actor Vincent Schiavelli Dies at 57
"Lane, I know this is a bit awkward, me being dead and all, but would you mind if I asked out Beth?"
Link: Actor Vincent Schiavelli Dies at 57
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12.14.2005 : Wednesday
 My Robot Humps
The horrible Black Eyed Peas video re-done with robots. Much more tolerable this way.

(Sort of via Stu.)
Link: My Lovely Robot Lumps
» Collin  · 15:23  ·  Share comments [2] 
12.02.2005 : Friday
 NYT' Tracks Down Chelsea Gay
The NYT article isn't all that interesting, but Gawker's commentary made me shoot Diet Coke out my nose.
Link: But where is Williamsburg Hipster?
» Collin  · 10:36  ·  Share comments   
November.17.2005 : Thursday
 Charm The Pants Off Any Woman!
One of the books that came up when Steve from The Sneeze did a search for books with the word "Pants" in the title.

Gary Brodsky, author of best-selling books HOW TO DOMINATE WOMEN and THE FOOLPROOF GUIDE TO PICKING-UP WOMEN has been writing about seducing, attracting, meeting and picking-up women for years.
Link: "Writing about"
» Collin  · 17:14  ·  Share comments [6] 
11.15.2005 : Tuesday
 If The Hamdog Doesn't Kill You
Try this:

Bacon, onions, cheese and... several spoonfuls of lard. That's right, straight up lard from a bucket. I swear.
Link: I wonder if it's been soaked in rich creamery butter
» Collin  · 11:36  ·  Share comments [4] 
11.11.2005 : Friday
 Creepily Seeking Kate
Possibly the creepiest Missed Connection ever from Craigslist. The photos are what puts it over the edge.
Link: Run girl, run!
» Collin  · 13:32  ·  Share comments [10] 
October.17.2005 : Monday
 Stallone High Protein Pudding
Designed as a healthy snack alternative-truly delicious, satisfying and guilt free.
This sounds much grosser if you've heard the rumors about what Sylvester Stallone does in hotel showers.
Link: Mmm...pudding
» Collin  · 16:51  ·  Share comments [2] 
September.26.2005 : Monday
 Killer Dolphins!
It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
Reason number 13 for me to not go SCUBA diving.
Link: Flipper, no!
» Collin  · 13:13  ·  Share comments [1] 

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