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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
»k
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

YES!
»k
There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
»3pk
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
»cromulent
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
»thewillhelm
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
»mina
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
»kristen
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
»stu
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
»eve
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!
»thewillhelm
FLASH FTW!

December.09.2010 : Thursday

Humpbot.
Agile little guy.

Link: it's all in the hips.

» nate ·

07:42 · Share

September.03.2010 : Friday

like music?
We Are Country Mice

Link: Festival

» nate ·

08:28 · Share

May.12.2010 : Wednesday

SHOCKER!
Daily Show financial shocker reference.

Link: For HonkyCracker

» nate ·

07:54 · Share

December.29.2009 : Tuesday

Adam has a camera. Bruce is a fan.
Shoot, Adam. Shoot!

Link: Adam shoots and points.

» nate ·

17:01 · Share

12.21.2009 : Monday

a little picture
i am scouring the windows to see if there is some sexy sexy happening. not really. okay, really. no.

yes.

zoom in on something.

Link: 18 gigapixel panoramic photo

» nate ·

22:38 · Share

February.25.2009 : Wednesday

our flying cars are in the mail
i want one.

Link: matty j needs one next x-mas

» nate ·

08:22 · Share

July.28.2008 : Monday

Give the gift of stool.
gag gifts are good!

Link: dumpy site

» nate ·

13:51 · Share

April.02.2008 : Wednesday

Early organizational skills underappreciated in 3rd graders.
This is just like 5th grade with Mrs. Benner's class only we were going to use water balloons and they only called the state police.

3rd graders?

Link: We're not gonna' take it.

» nate ·

07:05 · Share

December.11.2007 : Tuesday

buy more from me
okay, so it didn't work last time, but I've been known to bang my head up against the wall until blood jets out.

Rich, could you please get everyone together to buy this house so we can have a headquarters? I'll chip in my current share.

Tim can attest to how well or poorly it sleeps in a pinch.

Link: we'll take ten$ and twentie$

» nate ·

15:47 · Share

October.31.2007 : Wednesday

'bye, 'bye punkin'
this is staged, but it's probably what it would look like if this rocket was real and the pumpkin wasn't loaded with black powder 'n stuff.

Link: boo-m

» nate ·

08:04 · Share

September.21.2007 : Friday

These guys invented Photoshop
I use Photoshop pretty much all day.
Here's the story of how it came to be.

Link: PhotoshopNews: Thomas & John Knoll

» nate ·

09:44 · Share

Japanese wrinklies(!) don't like robots
Of course, this isn't a sign that the old folks don't like robots

Link: Japanese wrinklies spurn robot helpers | The Register

» nate ·

08:02 · Share

Prostitutes are down
AMSTERDAM: About a third of Amsterdam's red-lit windows for prostitutes will disappear from the city center as one of the main brothel owners is set to sell his empire to a real estate company.

Link: Red lights dim in brothel district | Reuters

» nate ·

07:54 · Share

09.20.2007 : Thursday

Im attracted to other bukkets
Lolsecretz is PostSecret, the blog where people send in their deepest darkest feelings on postcards, crossed with Lolcat, where people ascribe poorly spelled human emotions to animals.
spotted on gawker

Link: lolsecretz

» nate ·

08:32 · Share

The Chris Crocker experience - on TV
That Britney uber-fan may get a TV deal.
Yup.

Link: Report: Britney-crazed YouTuber may get a TV deal

» nate ·

07:49 · Share

Dry cleaner in pants suit closes
The owners of a dry cleaner who were sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants have closed and sold the shop involved in the dispute

Link: Dry cleaner in pants suit closes

» nate ·

07:48 · Share

09.18.2007 : Tuesday

The Disappearing Face of Old New York
These folks have a great FLICKR feed and just published a book about all the old buildings that are vanishing from our fair city.
Beautiful stuff.

Link: Amazon.com: Storefront: The Disappearing Face of Old New York: Books: James T. Murray,Karla L. Murray

» nate ·

08:25 · Share

The Slums of Model Railroads
Tiny trains. Realistic looking slums.

Link: Model Railroad Slums

» nate ·

07:10 · Share

09.17.2007 : Monday

Apple T-Shirt
I want an Apple T-Shirt.

Link: Gift catalog page 4

» nate ·

11:06 · Share

Postcards: anonymously
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard
Hasn't this done before? Still cool, though.

Link: PostSecret

» nate ·

08:57 · Share

IQ Test! Via interwebs!
Apparently it is a fairly accurate test (or so says the interwebs).

Link: IQ. What is yours?

» nate ·

08:42 · Share

Look out for bears!
Peppery! Bells!

Link: Bear Warning

» nate ·

07:39 · Share

August.01.2007 : Wednesday

monkey vs dog
Man. Dogs must hate monkeys.

Link: YouTube - monkey vs dog

» nate ·

06:33 · Share

February.02.2007 : Friday

go fishing
i've never actually seen it work this well, but during spawning season you can experience this same phenomenon where i grew up.

Link: buy a really good spot light first.

» nate ·

10:53 · Share

January.02.2007 : Tuesday

Pussies!
poor babies.

Link: suck it.

» nate ·

17:02 · Share

December.13.2006 : Wednesday

12 days
love that cat walken. thanks de. and snarky...if this has aired before on the filter...fuck you! it's x-mas, goddamnit.

Link: twelve aint enough

» nate ·

18:01 · Share

November.11.2006 : Saturday

Jack Palance is gone.
You were a busy man. Now you can rest.

Link: now who's gonna' play me in the movie?

» nate ·

10:51 · Share

11.08.2006 : Wednesday

i lament, and it only beginneth.
fathers, read.

Link: i live thee

» nate ·

06:36 · Share

October.30.2006 : Monday

And then there's this:
Mentos. Diet Coke. Go!

Link: Fizzy-Fizzy

» nate ·

20:36 · Share

Buy Me! No, Really.
Okay, so here I go again with the shameless commercialism, but damnit someone needs to give this house a party.

I built this place over the last ten years, having lived in it with my ex for six of them, and in all that time we never managed to have a party with more than eight people.

Please purchase my home and throw it a party.

Link: House seeking new owner and party.

» nate ·

12:37 · Share

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