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Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
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sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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January.25.2008 : Friday
 The Legacy of George W Bush's Presidency
You need further proof that I ROCK??! Check out this beautifully colored chart!
Take that America!
Link: My Legacy. Suckas!
» G.W.Bush  · 09:03  ·  Share comments   
April.26.2005 : Tuesday
 I'm totally in love!!
He's dreamy!
and crowny!
Link: We are merely exchanging long protein strings
» G.W.Bush  · 07:45  ·  Share comments [2] 
October.28.2004 : Thursday
 I am totally flipping you the finger!

spotted on boing boing
Link: Here's my finger!
» G.W.Bush  · 08:10  ·  Share comments [3] 
10.04.2004 : Monday
 My debate notes
1. I kick ass
2. Beet Karry
3. Talk about 9-11
4. Ninjas are cool!
be sure to check out the 'I forgot Poland' entry
Link: My debate notes
» G.W.Bush  · 11:02  ·  Share comments [1] 
September.15.2004 : Wednesday
 Wishing you a late Patriot Day!
Did you hear about the new holiday I created? Patriot Day - it'll be every September 11th. Isn't that the greatest!?
Be sure to order lots of tower shaped flower arrangements and baked goods!
Link: President Proclaims Patriot Day
» G.W.Bush  · 08:30  ·  Share »holiday comments [1] 
August.06.2004 : Friday
 I like corn
Link: mmmmmmmmmm
» G.W.Bush  · 08:47  ·  Share comments [5] 
March.19.2004 : Friday
 Presidential Hotmail
Wonder what my hotmail account looks like?
Link: Bush Mail
» G.W.Bush  · 08:33  ·  Share comments   
November.26.2003 : Wednesday
 I Pardoned Talkative Thanksgiving Turkey
Stars the turkey may have pushed his luck by gobbling throughout a Rose Garden ceremony but President Bush just the same gave him a presidential pardon from being served for Thanksgiving dinner
Link: turk turk
» G.W.Bush  · 07:08  ·  Share comments [1] 
11.18.2003 : Tuesday
 the idiot's guide to great britain
Hey kids! I'm in England!
I am staying at the Queen's house and get to play with her corgi dogs whenever I want.
And the Mirror even made a great little guide to England just for me.
I rock!
Link: the idiot's guide to great britain
» G.W.Bush  · 09:46  ·  Share comments [1] 
11.13.2003 : Thursday
 North Koreans make *fun* anti-USA video
I just watched this video and now the song is in my head. I have been walking around the office singing "F*ck'n USA", which as you can imagine isn't a smart thing to do.
thx to Eddie for this
Link: do i really look like a monkey?
» G.W.Bush  · 11:30  ·  Share comments [4] 
October.30.2003 : Thursday
 Protection From Pornography Week
I totally forgot to tell you kids about what this week is: Protection From Pornography Week!
Awesome, eh?!
Link: Protection From Pornography Week
» G.W.Bush  · 14:19  ·  Share comments [4] 
10.17.2003 : Friday
 Marriage Protection Week
I do hereby proclaim the week of October 12 through October 18, 2003, as Marriage Protection Week. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies. [news release]
Did you have a good week? How's your marriage?
Link: Marriage Protection Week
» G.W.Bush  · 07:24  ·  Share comments   
10.08.2003 : Wednesday
 Toy Presidents
Look! They made a doll that looks just like me.
Click my lapel pin and I'll talk!
You're either with my doll or against us in the fight against terror.
Link: toy presidents
» G.W.Bush  · 19:29  ·  Share comments   
10.01.2003 : Wednesday
 the "Do Not Bomb" Registry
How do I pick which country to bomb? Easy! I use this colorful chart!
Link: the "Do Not Bomb" Registry
» G.W.Bush  · 14:39  ·  Share comments   
September.09.2003 : Tuesday
 Presidential Address: Too Hot For America!
Any of you watch my speech on TV the other night? How'd I do? Like my new tie?
Want to see the first draft of my speech - before it got checked and edited by those pompus fact checkers?
Link: Presidential Address: Too Hot For America!
» G.W.Bush  · 11:31  ·  Share comments   
July.14.2003 : Monday
 Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies!
Today in 1789 was the beginning of the French Revolution, also known as the Freedom Revolution. The French celebrate their independence from a monarchy-type system to a system where the people rule the country (much like another country I know USA #1!).
Have a good day French people.
Link: Social Studies for Kids - Bastille Day
» G.W.Bush  · 14:32  ·  Share »holiday comments [1] 
June.27.2003 : Friday
 Anti-Telemarketing List Opens for Registration
Look what I did!! Rumor is that telemarketers are evil-doers, so I just signed this law into full effect this morning.
Here are the details:
go here to put your number on the Do Not Call List
) or calling 1-888-382-1222
Telemarketers who call numbers on the list after Oct. 1 will face penalties of up to $11,000 per call, as well as possible lawsuits from consumers and state attorneys general.

Kick ass!
Link: Anti-Telemarketing List Opens for Registration
» G.W.Bush  · 09:55  ·  Share comments [3] 
06.13.2003 : Friday
 Segway: 1 - Me: 0

damn segways
Link: Bush okay after Segway attack
» G.W.Bush  · 15:17  ·  Share comments [1] 

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