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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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October.03.2006 : Tuesday
 Miniature Earth
Everyone should watch this, but if the world's pop was reduced to only 100 people, only 3 of us would have Internet access. Totally inspiring webumentary material.
Link: Miniature Earth
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February.17.2006 : Friday
 Piratey Marshmallow Cereal
I've always felt I could eat Johnny Depp up, and now I can use a spoon! Pirates of the Caribbean cereal, please find me some in your wonderful American land of plenty and Air Express it my way. I sooo need to gaze at his stubbly face as I contemplate my day.
Link: Piratey Marshmallowy Goodness
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September.15.2005 : Thursday
 Fat Dynamite
Fat Albert meets Napoleon Dynamite. It works shockingly well. I also appreciate the tiny Bush Sucks graffitti in the background.
Link: Boondoggle rocks!
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09.09.2005 : Friday
 The Hardrive is the New Bling
A clear sign that it is time for us all to retire and move to the mountains and become diehard luddites.
Link: The Hardrive is the New Bling
» elanamatic  · 14:05  ·  Share »gadgets comments [1] 
July.22.2005 : Friday
 Live in Harry Potter's World
Just call me Penelope Longbottom.

Actually don't.
Link: Your Wizard Name
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 Napoleon Get Some Action
Action figures I mean. Gosh! I want the Kip one real bad!
Link: Napoleon Dynamite Action Figures
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February.09.2005 : Wednesday
 Chocolate Roulette
This gives a new meaning to "hot chocolate"! I so want one, two of my favourite things, chili peppery madness and chocolatey chocolateness. Bring it!
Link: Chocolate Roulette
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January.20.2005 : Thursday
 The Original Rocket Man
OMG. Vintage William Shatner. You must watch the entire thing. It gets kookier and kookier.
Link: Vintage Shatner
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December.17.2004 : Friday
 The Manolo Is Super Fantastic!
How did I not discover this website earlier? My online life is now complete.
Link: Witty blog humour + shoes = heaven!
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12.07.2004 : Tuesday
 What Are You Doing For Monkey Day?
Next Tuesday, December 14 is Monkey Day! Cartoonist can send in their monkey comics and such.

Too bad I can't draw. Well I can draw. But mostly I draw the usual sun, tree, house, mom, dad, stick figures i've been drawing since the dawn of my time.

Anyhow, time to start scribbling monkeees! I can't wait.
Link: holdtightmonkeys!
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12.01.2004 : Wednesday
 The #1 Word Of The Year
is blog.
Wasn't that like the word of the year in 2000 or something? Webster is so behind the times. Dude needs to get online and connect with the world and such.
Link: #1
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November.10.2004 : Wednesday
 101 years in 101 words
Avant garde punk sanfu! Find out when these words came into being and then write a creative entry. It's more fun then brainwashing Gen-X on the virtues of the Wonderbra and fast food.
Link: I was born in the year of Detox
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October.28.2004 : Thursday
 Mommy Wants A New President!
Check out Lowercase Tee to outfit your rugrat politico-styles!

Link: lowercase tee
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10.08.2004 : Friday
 From Manitoba To Caribou
Manitoba's Dan Snaith has changed the name of his project to Caribou due to The Dictators decree. This might not make any sense to you but I am not sure how else to describe it.
Link: If you're a fan of Manitoba's music, read on.
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10.07.2004 : Thursday
 Happy Robot You Are My Friend
This is so weirdass. Try it. You can sub in anyone's name.
Link: you are my friend
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10.06.2004 : Wednesday
 Lebowski vs. HE-MAN
If you like The Big Lebowski and were an avid fan of after-school cartoons, you'll love this.
Link: The Masters Of Lebowski
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April.01.2004 : Thursday
 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers

Any Robots make this list?
Link: 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers
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February.16.2004 : Monday
 Shakit Lika Polaroid Piktcha
Andre 3000's suggestive lyrics has encouraged thousands of amateur photogs to "shake it like a polaroid picture." Polaroid does not encourage this kind of reckless photo development.

Link: The Polaroid FAQ
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02.03.2004 : Tuesday
 Tune Recycler
Now this is an environmental cause we can all get down with! Send in your unwanted iTunes bottlecap codes and they'll use them to support independent music.  
Link: Go Green/Indie Or Go Home!
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November.13.2003 : Thursday
Thanks to Oprah, some hi-tech pet-loving Japanese people with too much time on their hands, and a business plan - you can now understand what poor Rex has been trying to say all these years: "You are such a lazy dumbass, but you feed me so it's ok!"

Now if only they could come up with a device that would explain how *I* am feeling?!?
Link: Bow-Lingual
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September.17.2003 : Wednesday
 Octodoggity Dogs
I have never been a hot dog fan, in fact, if I do indulge, it's gotta be a veggie.
Link: This takes the beef!
» elanamatic  · 10:19  ·  Share comments [3] 

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