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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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January.14.2007 : Sunday
 dpd went skydiving!
that's right kids! this p1r8 took fl16h7! check out pt. 1 of my story on myspace.
Link: i almost had to kick the sky's ass...!
» dp davey  · 20:57  ·  Share comments [1] 
01.12.2007 : Friday
 Republicans Respond to Democratic 100 Hours
And it is fucking awesome!
Link: on like donkey kong.
» dp davey  · 23:21  ·  Share comments [1] 
August.07.2006 : Monday
 Crew Abducted by Pirates Ransomed
pirates off the coast of somalia release an asian crew they captured a while ago for "several hundred thousand dollars."
Link: modern piracy
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June.29.2006 : Thursday
 Sith Remix
been away for quite a while... marooned on an island without interwebs... don't know if this has been posted before... should make all the starwars-o-philes cream their jeans!
Link: Def Vader
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06.28.2006 : Wednesday
 |=|_|(|<1|\|6 p053|25!!!!11!!!!11!!!
Link: wtf!?
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06.25.2006 : Sunday
 Brittian's Soldiers Obviously Have Too Much Time On Thier Hands
brittish army demotes a goat for acting up during a parade.

no shit.
Link: and just wtf do they do with that goat anyways?
» dp davey  · 13:33  ·  Share comments   
February.13.2006 : Monday
 Legos+Jesus= ...
Link: ...
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02.07.2006 : Tuesday
Wolf-sweater extravaganza! The posts are teh awesomo
Link: born to roam
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January.12.2006 : Thursday
 Office Romance Flourishes in England!
Little research has been done into the scale of the issue in Britain, although a survey by the employment law company Peninsula in 2002 found that 79 per cent of its 1,274 employees in the UK had experienced a workplace romance.
Link: I can't believe (this is news/the English have sex!)
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November.09.2005 : Wednesday
 NYU Graduate Assistants Go On Strike!
what? they're not writing papers for or fucking thier professors anymore? how oh how will NYU survive?
Link: bitter NYU alumn (me)
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11.06.2005 : Sunday
 Reasonable Catholics
Who'd a thunk it?
Link: Pay attention to science.
» dp davey  · 11:05  ·  Share comments   

 Modern Pirates in Africa
Apparently these pirates are either from or based out of Somalia.

The raid on the ship

A Brittish account of the attack

google image search for "somali pirates"

google image search for "kittens" (i just couldn't help myself!)

Link: Cruisliners and UN Cargo Ships
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October.31.2005 : Monday
 I [heart] this too.
You think a country that gave the world legalized pot and the word dyke would be okay with witches.

The case is brewing political fury in the halls of Dutch government where a member of parliament for the ruling Christian Democrats demanded an explanation.

Link: Lawmaker Pieter Omtzigt was astounded.
» dp davey  · 11:04  ·  Share »politics comments [1] 

 Rebels seek catchy new anthem..
i [heart] this.

The Tigers currently have no anthem, usually falling back on the tune played when their flag is raised -- entitled "Look the Flag is Rising"
Link: It should contain 18 lines -- catchy and lively and in pure Tamil
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10.11.2005 : Tuesday
 Carpet Bombed Smurfs
Stayed home sick from work today. This made it all worthwhile.
Link: Apololypse Smurf
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10.10.2005 : Monday
 Possible New DaVinci Found!
And its kinda saucy! Maybe NSFW, but then again, its just a Renaissance painitng.
Link: god's whore
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September.12.2005 : Monday
 Dred Pirate Davey Radio Interview!
In a brazen act of shameless self-promotion, here I am being interviewed about my theatre company on a local community radio station. I'm on the second half of the show.
Link: I'm not a total failure after all... yet...
» dp davey  · 14:51  ·  Share »pirates comments [2] 
09.05.2005 : Monday
 Homeland Security Not Prepared!? Nah...
Of course, Homeland Security focusing on terrorism had nothing to do wtih the fact that this president does not believe in global warming. Hence scientifically sound (now proven) principals and predictions about increasingly sever weather events were not a priority.

Not to mention that in New Orleans alone we now face an estimated 10,000 dead.

Go get em George!
Link: Homeland Security Without Pants.
» dp davey  · 12:24  ·  Share comments [3] 
09.04.2005 : Sunday
 George W Bush Emergency Response!
Here's our leader in action when Americans are suffering.
Link: Go get em George!
» dp davey  · 11:38  ·  Share comments [2] 
August.29.2005 : Monday
 Japanese Boy Band Locks!
crick on the rink berow.
Link: More Honest Than NKOTB!
» dp davey  · 11:48  ·  Share comments   
08.15.2005 : Monday
 You got P0vvn13d!
Somebody's got access to your computer...
Somebody download and installed the My Little Pony Desktop theme, including the "seems-like-five-mi
nutes" theme song for the start up sound...

Somebody restart your computer...
You log on, unaware that you are about to be P0vvn13d!
Link: p0vvn13s rawk!
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 C64 Revisited!
This site is dedicated to the memory of C64 games that never made it to market. Sound dumb? YOU BET!

scan and enjoy the marvels of crappy large ass bit graphics.
Link: Nostalgia for games that never existed...
» dp davey  · 09:00  ·  Share »robots comments   
June.26.2005 : Sunday
 A Vacation in the Food Chain
A 14 year old girl was killed yesterday by an 8' bull shark. Florida is a land where natural beauty and violent death go hand in hand. Why it is that way is a mystery I don't think I'll ever understand.
Link: 20 miles of beach closed.
» dp davey  · 11:45  ·  Share »animals comments [1] 
06.13.2005 : Monday
 From Freedom Fries to Get The F*ck Out
The short story of how one US Representative went from hawk to dove.
» dp davey  · 15:40  ·  Share comments [1] 
March.23.2005 : Wednesday
 Stank Ass Sneakers
Some kid in Vermont won a contest, naming him the owner of the smelliest pair of sneakers in America. The article is priceless. Enjoy!
Link: Feet shouldn't smell that bad...
» dp davey  · 11:39  ·  Share comments   
03.17.2005 : Thursday
 Pirate Treasure...
The way I see it, either you're kidding yourself about what pirates are really chasing after, or you're kidding youself about how much ross perot looks like a ferengi. There is no middle ground in america anymore, so you must choose!

(note: for those of you who abhore choice there is always this. enjoy.)
Link: Yar! I want that thar booty!
» dp davey  · 22:56  ·  Share »pirates comments [1] 
03.16.2005 : Wednesday
 The First 9 Months...
i've been pretty pissed since my car broke down last night. i'm pissed because i'm broke and can't seem to get a break and my car going poopie was the last straw. grrr.

so to make myself feel better i decided to look up a timeline of president bush's record in office before 9/11, just to remind myself of how amazing bad the past 5 years has been for everybody except the super rich --- whom i hate.
Link: grrr!
» dp davey  · 15:25  ·  Share comments [1] 
03.11.2005 : Friday
 The European Send-Off
for those of you dying to go to europe, he's a little survey of what you might expect should you actually die and get waked there.
Link: life's a piece of shit, when you look at it...
» dp davey  · 10:00  ·  Share comments   
03.10.2005 : Thursday
 Move Over Betty Crocker
wow. and i used to think i was bad for passing out tiny powdered donuts that i licked to kids i didn't like on my bus! scheesh! this kid makes me look like lisa simpson!
Link: I hate to admit that I'm somehow impressed...
» dp davey  · 10:07  ·  Share comments [1] 
03.09.2005 : Wednesday
 The Doctor Returns!
Doctor. Fuckin. Who.

(as if i needed more reasons to go ex-patriot!)
Link: Where the Daleks At!?
» dp davey  · 00:33  ·  Share comments [3] 

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