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makes me want to watch this movie .... over and over and over
Drop the Zero. Get with the Hero.

There's no excuse to be skinny!

A simple rule I have had to rearrange my life around
It seemed counterproductive to have a moist chicken.

Why is one of these not about quidditch?
Poor SoJo

2nd to last one.
The New Star of Instagram

sweet lord, my life is now complete.
Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Rides a Roomba Vacuum Round and Round a Kitchen

it's got both your name and the C-train. muchos amore.
Louis C.K. hates the C train

Dammit Rich, I read the comments.

I loved my visit to NC. Other than some bad traffic, we had a fantastic time there.

Why does it seem like North Carolina is just filled with assholes, now?

Not 100% asshole, definitely. But maybe l...
NC upset by NYT article on their crazy government

these things are all over HI. Populations boom and bust - they are prob just working towards their population equilibrium in FL. Or they are going to take over. Which, like, sure.
Now in Florida: Giant African Land Snails

Nice calming electronic guitar on the main page too!

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December.11.2006 : Monday
 martial arts madness.
just had to share this.
Link: You Want to See Tough?
» victoria  · 18:17  ·  Share comments [1] 
June.07.2006 : Wednesday
 Milk is hip, yo.
Canadian Milk Ad. Hip-Hop. Need I say more?
Link: Check out the blinged-out farmer.
» victoria  · 21:02  ·  Share comments   
May.04.2006 : Thursday
 For all you retro videogame enthusiasts...
This video has a feel to it reminiscent of what Jerri Blank must've been seeing when she smeared her lips with "glimmer."
Link: Totally Radd!!--"master of diagrams"
» victoria  · 13:54  ·  Share comments   
05.03.2006 : Wednesday
 Pirate Rap
or, what happens when you give highschoolers a camera and too much fun (or rum).

I don't think there's any way I could possibly describe this. It's like something a group would turn in for highschool french class (Hey isabelle, remember "Barbie Goes to Chateau Villandry"?)
Link: Where X is the funk!
» victoria  · 13:52  ·  Share comments [1] 
05.01.2006 : Monday
 My Trident is as Blue as The Sea!
Damn I love this show. Absolutely hilarious.

"You must continue the quest for the Mystic Armor!"
Link: "We already have the ancient scroll to give us guidance."
» victoria  · 11:51  ·  Share comments   
April.29.2006 : Saturday
 The Last True Ninja
You've probably already seen this but I just thought it was incredibly profound.

He says he is not ready to sheath his sword anytime soon, but admits the question of who will succeed him as ninjutsu's world leader is a constant topic of gossip at the dojo. Only Hatsumi gets to choose the next grand master, and he's not giving any hints.
Link: "Always be able to Kill Your students"
» victoria  · 17:41  ·  Share comments [5] 
04.22.2006 : Saturday
 What About Brian?
I really like the open, messy and casual tone that Heather Havrilesky uses in this review of the television program "What about Brian?".

But is it glorious Mother Nature who beckons, or is it smelly, obnoxious Little Brother Procrastination? Oh, crafty procrastination! Who are you, to take these many forms?
Link: the table settings that look like they were pulled straight out of Pottery Bar
» victoria  · 22:43  ·  Share comments [1] 
04.19.2006 : Wednesday
 1980's Italo Disco.
Whoa. This music video lacks a real unifying concept--throw some pirates, topless vikings and bad synth players who sing in phonetically memorized english and you get a pretty eclectic video.
Link: Scotch-- "Delirious"
» victoria  · 11:36  ·  Share comments   
04.08.2006 : Saturday
MIZAR: a conundrum, wrapped in an enigma, dressed like the pope. A true "ikon" of music. I can only wait with much anticipation to hear his singing.
Link: "the vocals are warbly"
» victoria  · 21:15  ·  Share comments   
04.06.2006 : Thursday
 vote, dammit.
vote for Fabio. Because those ICBINB commercials were hilarious.
Link: Vote for your Hunk
» victoria  · 16:22  ·  Share comments [4] 
March.07.2006 : Tuesday
 Yugoslavian Record Covers
these are just so amazing. Check out all the galleries, including such gems as the commentary for this album by Vera Matovic: The title (Samo za tebe živim, "I only live for you") wouldn't sound so scary if Vera didn't look like she just escaped from a high-security mental institution.
Link: great yugoslavian record covers!
» victoria  · 17:51  ·  Share comments [3] 
February.27.2006 : Monday
 Art Frahm for the next generation.
I first learned of Art Frahm's prodigious work on, but now, to find out that someone is continuing the tradition...with goth girls instead of 1950's incredible.
Link: Celery + Gravity = Uh-oh!
» victoria  · 11:27  ·  Share comments [1] 
02.21.2006 : Tuesday
 a 33 pound cat
he likes to eat 5-6 pounds of chicken or pork per day. I've never seen a more rotund feline.
Link: The 33 pound cat (with 10 picture slideshow)
» victoria  · 16:08  ·  Share »dogs & cats comments   
02.18.2006 : Saturday
 Curried Goat Meat and other diversions...
including Chocolate that's carved with 3-D women, lip balm appetite suppresant, and mini cell-phone pens.
Link: Strange New Products!
» victoria  · 12:31  ·  Share comments [1] 
02.04.2006 : Saturday
 The lost art of power throwing
How To Instantly Inflict Devastating Damage From 20 Feet Away - Using Nothing More Than A Paperclip And These Viciously-Easy “Power Throwing” Tricks
Link: This might work if you were Gambit from X-Men...
» victoria  · 22:25  ·  Share comments [1] 
January.31.2006 : Tuesday
 Bad Tattoos and "Tramp Stamps"
Link: These are just all horrid, horrid, bad, awful tattoos.
» victoria  · 17:57  ·  Share comments [1] 
01.11.2006 : Wednesday
 the ultimate mountain man hat
or Chuck Norris hat. It's a rather gruesome hat, actually, kinda like what would happen if a mountain man spent too much time alone in those mountains trappin' furs...
Link: Cabela's Bridger Mountain Man Coyote Fur Hat
» victoria  · 12:36  ·  Share comments [6] 
December.10.2005 : Saturday
 What's hot in Helsinski?
This website is kinda like the book FRUITS which showcased Japanese style. Very fun.
Link: Hel-Looks!
» victoria  · 16:41  ·  Share comments [3] 
12.03.2005 : Saturday
 the best show on cable TV ever
is called "the Brini Maxwell Show." You can't go wrong with an incredibly stylish queen like Brini! I wish I could watch it all day.

(*and I'm convinced that Brini is a Queen of the Wigstock variety, but that just makes the show ~even better~)
Link: The Brini Maxwell Show!
» victoria  · 17:41  ·  Share comments [1] 
November.29.2005 : Tuesday
 Cap'n Jack Sparrow...
the Action Figure. Plus lots of other recreated-with-acti
on-figures Johnny Depp movies. Very weird.
Link: Congratulations, Johnny! Yo-ho!
» victoria  · 18:02  ·  Share comments [1] 
11.26.2005 : Saturday
 worst online personals ever
hi-larious website devoted to awful online personals. found on the presurfer.

"My babe does not have to have the perfect coca-cola body,she will have me happy just showing me that she's happy right there next to me."
Link: Use pictures featuring your ex!
» victoria  · 12:52  ·  Share comments [3] 
11.05.2005 : Saturday
 Surreal Celebrity Dolls
MC Hammer? Geri Halliwell? Joe from NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?
Link: SuperStar Dolls!
» victoria  · 15:22  ·  Share comments [3] 
October.24.2005 : Monday
 Build your own lunar module for only 10 cents!
I swear, I was always taken in by these old comic book ads.
I really, really wanted some sea monkeys.
Link: in ONE SECOND your amazing sea monkeys actually COME TO LIFE!
» victoria  · 17:46  ·  Share comments [4] 
10.22.2005 : Saturday
 Not to judge, but 16 kids? Stop already.
"Where is the funky tattooed intellectual poetess who, along with her genius anarchist husband, is popping out 16 funky progressive intellectually curious fashion-forward pagan offspring to answer the Duggars' squad of über-white future Wal-Mart shoppers? Where is the liberal, spiritualized, pro-sex flip side? Verily I say unto thee, it ain't lookin' good.
Link: ouchies! Mark Morford puts on the sassy pants
» victoria  · 14:03  ·  Share comments [1] 
10.17.2005 : Monday
 a pretty damn ugly website
this isn't the worst website design, but it's pretty awful.
Link: please get some help! no more gifs of doves flying!
» victoria  · 17:38  ·  Share comments [3] 
10.07.2005 : Friday
 Welcome to Southeast Texas?
This website...all I can say is "wow." I am not endorsing any of the commentary on the site, either (the person who wrote it *is* a southeast Texan)...but some of this stuff It also features survival tips.
Link: Never slam on the brakes when the jacked up 4 wheel drive F-250 is just inches from your rear bumper.
» victoria  · 20:05  ·  Share comments   
10.05.2005 : Wednesday
 Big Boobs Buster
"One day, Masako decides that the small chested women of the world need an avenger, someone who isn't afraid to humiliate the large breasted women of the world. She becomes..."
recommended by my friend gina.
Link: Big Boobs Buster!
» victoria  · 13:05  ·  Share »movies comments   
10.03.2005 : Monday
 RANT: why i can't quit smoking
from Craig's list. It made me laugh out loud so I figured I'd share.
Link: It is a meal in a box.
» victoria  · 18:44  ·  Share comments   
10.01.2005 : Saturday
 Meet Flora Bush
the hidden Bush "triplet," who likes to rock out such songs as "Puppies and Landmines." I totally wish I had sound on this computer!
Link: I'm a Democrat! I'm a punk! And I'm going to rock you with my new album, THE CHILD LEFT BEHIND!!!
» victoria  · 16:26  ·  Share comments   

 My School is a school of STYLE!
This is me olde highschool bein' used as a photoshoot location...
Link: My school [was] a school of STYLE!
» victoria  · 14:10  ·  Share comments [1] 

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