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that week

Previous Posts
On Sting (and other crap)
Things I Say to My Dad, Because (like myself) He Thinks, Irrationally, He's Going to Die Soon
Why Hipstamatic Was Invented
Happy Mother's Day, Y'all
Black Pear Tree (Guest Post from John Darnielle)

I am so glad that Esperanto has its own word for "Fuck".

Okay, so it's probably not its "own" word. It's been stolen from another language, cuz that how Esperanto rolls. But I don't care, because I don't know that language, and I need more words for "fuck".

Esperanto the Universal Language. The Universal Language of "Fuck".

It's just been a Fuck kind of day. Did some push-ups. People are pissing me off. Fucked some shitz up today.

So yeah. Feelin all kinds of testosteroned caffeine-crashing pissed off after work. I realized that there was only one thing in the world that was gonna make me feel all right tonight.

The Pixies Sell Out.

Hadn't bought that yet. Not sure what I was holding out for. But tonight, tonight's the night.

So we get home, the DVD and I. And the first thing I notice:

Track 1: Bone Machine.
Track 7: Bone Machine.

Love that Bone Machine.

You know what's funny? Picturing Bill Cosby singing Bone Machine.

"ROO-DY! You were in the Japanese fast food, and I dropped off your Japanese lover, ROO-DY... and you go to the beach ALLLLLLL DAY! You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me, ROO-DY!"

"And Thee-yo was... talkin'... to preachy-preach about kissy kiss. He bought THE-YO a SOO-DA... He bought THEE-YO a SODA... He bought THEE-YO a soda.

And maybe I'm a freak... but I think Cactus is one of the sexiest songs ever written.

Sitting here, wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
I'd put it on when I go lonely
Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

I miss your kissing and I miss your head
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
Run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet and send it to me

C'mon. Doesn't that get you goin'? No? Maybe it's just me, but this song makes me wanna fiki.

It's very difficult for me to pick a favorite Pixies song. At the moment there are two.

Gouge away is one of them.

Now, Frank Black has been known to switch up his lyrics here and there. On the Doolittle version of "Gouge Away", he clearly sings "Missy aggravation". But on the DVD (and in other live recordings) he clearly sings "Miss Amalgamation".

I'm not sure which one I like better... I think I'll go with "Miss Amalgamation" for now.

No. 13 Baby is the other.

standin' in her Chinos shirt pulled off clean
got a tattooed tit that says number 13.

Good song.

Though, I think my favorite part of the DVD is the bonus footage 15 songs from different stops along the 2004 tour.

You can actually watch Kim Deal get hotter as the tour goes on. Watch her get older. Watch her get hotter.

Kim Deal, can you still have babies? You're not that old. I bet you can, unless the heroin fucked that shitz up. But I really have no idea how heroin affects all that.

But it would be a damn shame, Kim, if our jeans couldn't collide.


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