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Only Honky Cracker
On Sting (and other crap)
Things I Say to My Dad, Because (like myself) He Thinks, Irrationally, He's Going to Die Soon
Why Hipstamatic Was Invented
Happy Mother's Day, Y'all
Black Pear Tree (Guest Post from John Darnielle)
Confessions of a Half-Hour Lunch
Ponder getting chips. Decide to read through McSweeneys instead.
Think about how pretty and funny Couch Girl is. Wonder why she won't go out with me.
Devise a plan to write and co-star in a movie alongside the Gyllenhaal siblings, with the intention of dating Maggie.
Once again ponder getting chips. Decide to go for a smoke break instead.
Realize that Couch Girl is a stupid dork and I am cooler than crap.
Laugh at how similar the word "theses" is to "feces".
Movie Script rejected by Miramax.
Me rejected by Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Stare at cut on my hand.
Type this up.
Regret not getting chips half an hour ago.
The World/Inferno Friendship Society