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Klutch.xls: on the streets
An AP report this morning stated the following:
Retired Lt. Gen. Patrick Hughes said in an Associated Press interview that America has gotten better at predicting and safeguarding itself against attacks since Sept. 11, 2001. But Hughes said he fears that new terrorists "are being made every single day on the streets of the Middle East."
Here are some other things "being made every single day on the streets of the Middle East."
1. Unleavened flatbread
2. Colorful pants
3. Chalk drawn hopscotch grids
4. Pimped out rides
5. Dissonent half-tones
6. Piles of their brethren
7. Love
8. Payola
9. Cheesy eurotrash electronica
10. Vegan mayonaise
11. Chatchkas
12. Counterfit "50% off" coupons to Lane Bryant
13. Crystal meth
14. Fame
15. not-so-new terrorists
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