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the para - and ab- normal  
i can't wait to see "signs". i know, tim, you're appalled that i even want to see it. what can i say? i love a good crop circle movie. crop circles are cool. they're spooky but cool.

i'm not afraid of the paranormal. i have this old china cabinet that was my grandmother's and it "knocks" from time to time. it has always done that in every house we've had and now it does it in my apartment. my mom always says it's my grandmother. so when it makes that sound i say "hi grams". my brother had it in his place for awhile but it creeped him out too much.

now, what i am afraid of is the abnormal. the freaks that will break into your house and kill you. the fruitcakes that will kidnap you and kill you. basically, anything that has to do with being killed. all these abductions going on. there's an unsolved murder here in raleigh that has suffceintly freaked me out for three months. my husband was out of town this week so i haven't slept a wink. i really gotta have this looked at!

local news doesn't help. having an overactive imagination doesn't help. i keep weapons on my side of the bed. so really, if you're planning on suprising me on the morning of my brithday next week with breakfast, you better tell me ahead of time or else i will probably stab you in the neck with a pair of scissors. and then i will spray lysol in your eyes.

now i sound like a fruitcake. great.

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