honky cracker: Diet Coke
Does drinking Diet Coke shrink your testicles?

That's what my dad told me when I was growing up.



(postscript -- After thinking about this, for, oh, about two Diet Cokes or so, I remembered that my mother also used to tell me that drinking caffeine would "bind your growth plates, so your bones won't grow."

Also, I think that my dad once kicked me in the balls when I was a kid, just so I'd know what to expect when it would inevitably happen to me later on in life. But I'm not sure. I might be making that up.)


(post-postscript -- why the hell am I drinking Diet Coke anyway?)

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