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I loved lawyers. I had two friends who were lawyers and an ex BiL who was one, and I just thought they were smart, cocky, and hilarious. I hired one lawyer in my life for my neice in a tight spot and doing that made everything start working...
so when I finally after five stressful phonecalls and ten days of hazy pain found two lawyers: one who would save me from the ignominy of being arrested for spousal abuse the other to save me from the toxic asshole who put me in said situation.
You know how it's going to end because I've already given it away - I choked and debt is now my yoke. about to get excited about lentil soup because I'm digging out every dollar.
the lawyers broke me. I hired two. both of them ended up leaving their firm and me only finding out when I was like "what the mother fuck is going on with my case? I've got a job lined up in January and need this shit taken care of pronto." It sucked.
I loved my second lawyers name, but he broke my heart when he didn't even know my case and his first uttered words to me were "well, do you just want to walk away from the asshole" and I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! I've already paid you $10000 SHIT NO do I want to walk away - I want to get paid. I want justice. I want retribution."
so I became a cliche. I used my lawyers as tuition.
I got reamed and had to end up begging my husband for something bullshit..
it sucked.
I fucking hate divorce lawyers, and the next one I meet I'll slap psychically.
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