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Hi. I'm N. B. Sherman and you're not.
My sister says that's the stupidest thing any snot nosed little brother could ever say, but I tell her her name's Zit Head with big smelly feet and she thinks twice about how stupid it is that I'm me and she's not.

My friend Terry's mom says my saying that all the time makes me sound deep that I'm so concerned about who I really am and who isn't me but she's also keen on wrapping her head in cellophane wrap with mayonnaise on her hair all stinky and slimy making me worry that all girls are stupid and smelly and zit headed so I don't know much from deep or even what that means.

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