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Learning to Fall: Black Sox Ninjas!
Alex isn't my best friend but he's a good guy and is acting like he wants to be my older brother just like the way I'm an older brother to my real best friend Terry who's eight months younger than me and doesn't have a daddy anymore. Alex is nice and all, but I think Terry's right when he says Alex is lookin' to get into my sister's pants or to get her to put her mouth on his willy.

Alex and Jillian were on the couch again this afternoon and I snuck up on them real quiet with Terry while we were wearing our National Lampoon Black Sox softball shirts that my dad bought for us out of the back of Rolling Stone magazine. Zit Head and Alex had their mouths wide open pressed against each other and my sister's hand was under both his hands in between his legs but still outside his pants.

Terry and I yelled 'boo!' and popped up over the end of the couch and Zit Head jerked her head hard to the side and Alex had blood coming off his tongue and he said some loud cuss words after Jillian screamed and hit me and we ran to the kitchen laughing so hard I almost pissed myself.

I'm not supposed to say piss, even though it's what I almost did in my pants and momma says it all the time about people who cut her off in the grocery store waiting to get through the check out.

"Piss off!" she says and I laugh each time until she shushes me. People think she's crazy. I think she's funny.



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