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bio: chris
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1/22/2004
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Previous Posts
On Sting (and other crap)
Things I Say to My Dad, Because (like myself) He Thinks, Irrationally, He's Going to Die Soon
Why Hipstamatic Was Invented
Happy Mother's Day, Y'all
Black Pear Tree (Guest Post from John Darnielle)
Serendipity






The Stupid Bowl
New Hampshire primary whatever-the-hell-shitz. Great. But first


Let's all sing it together...

Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Cuz u know I had beef wit
Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
The river will not allow
U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
Listen to my gear shift
I'm blastin, outlastin
Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
Old English filled my mind
And I came up with a funky rhyme
I'm gonna knock you out [HUUUH!!!]
Mama said knock you out [HUUUH!!!]


(Note: Honkycracker does not offically endorse Howard Dean for anything. Infact, if possible, he would like to unendorse every possible presidential candidate out there... except for...)



Vote Drunk-Ass Pirate in '04

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