honky cracker: Manuel, the Bastard Jackson
You know Michael and Tito and Marlon and Jackie
Jermaine, LaToya, and Janet and Randy
But do you recall the least famous Jackson of all?
Manuel, the bastard Jackson
Never had any work done on his nose
And if you heard him sing
You would say that his voice blows
All of the other Jacksons
Used to laugh and call him "jive"
They never let poor Manuel
Sing or dance with the Jackson Five
Then one drunky Sunday eve
Billy Joel came to say (what did he say?)
"Manuel I'm drunk and lost my sight
Won't you drive me home tonight?"
Then how Billy Joel loved him
And he shouted out with glee
"That's the first time on a Sunday
that my car didn't end up in a tree!"
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5/12/2004
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