You were Sexy Cobra Commander in 2003... I was still in Boston at the time, but I don't think I was at whatever party you were going to.
Where was I?
FROM: Klutch.xls TO: Honkycracker
you were at the party. you went as the steering wheel pirate. you were really drunk. you told us you slept with v_______ (was that her name? the random druid girl from NewFoundLand)
FROM: Honkycracker TO: Klutch.xls
Oh holy crap. Were we at Grace's? I don't remember you being ....
Oh wait. Now I do.
Jesus. I wish I didn't ask. I'm gonna go asphyxiate now.
FROM: Klutch.xls TO: Honkycracker
i totally have pictures to prove it. they'll give you the dry heaves.