A few minutes ago, I seem to have leaned on my phone and called you while I was in the middle of singing along to a Pixies DVD. So if you check your voice mail and hear some dude singing "all I'm sayin' pretty baby, la-la-love you, don't mean maybe", please don't be too frightened. I mean, you know, you're pretty and all. And I love you, man. Don't be frightened of my love. But this ain't no booty call.
Also, to whoever who sent me, like, the entire visual recordation of the Pixies -- holy fuck, thank you.