Jeremy Broomfield ran out of Poon Meal and now his vagina's unfed
Jeremy Broomfield uses a tomb shield to ward off a zombie attack
Jeremy Broomfield just had his racoon peeled LOL, he'll be right back
Klutch: from pitchfork . . . quote of the day?
Combining archival footage with new interviews with [Jeff] Buckley's friends and family, the film is sure to leave one wondering why this burgeoning talent had to leave us while John Mayer marches forward, unscathed.
Me: NICE! I've been working on a script for a Jeff Buckley zombie movie called "Hellelujah". Is there potential in that?
Klutch: um, YES! it could be a double feature with my "vampire jesus" idea "vampire jesus wants to suck your blood . . . and turn it into wine . . . and then back into blood . . ." "they put stakes through his hands and feet . . . but no one ever thought to put a stake through his heart . . ."
Me: HOLY CRAP THAT IS AWESOME!!!!! We need to get on this NOW!
Klutch: i want to do an ep of jesus songs: vampire jesus pirate jesus ninja jesus
Me: wombat jesus? Jon-Benet Ramsey jesus? Mr. T-sus? Please tell me your idea for your Free Mumia movie again.
Klutch: it's like a cross between "half-baked" and "malcolm X"