honky cracker: You Have the Right to Taste My @ss As you may have heard, last week the Boston Celtics did what I told 'em to and beat L.A. for the NBA Championship. Former Laker Shaquille O'Neal seems very pleased with this. Shaq, as you may know, has a longstanding feud with former teammate Kobe (Accused Rapist #24, also known by the nickname "AR24") Bryant. And as any gloating rival would, Shaq wants Kobe to tell him how his ass tastes.