Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on a couch Of course. Now have you ever made love in a couch? That's where it starts to get kinky. And springy.
Well, let me ask you this Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car Yes. You shouldn't be allowed to graduate high school until you do.
Oh, an to answer Rich's question, "have you ever made love in the front seat of a car?" Yes. In a Volkswagen beetle no less. Try strokin' in the back of that thing! You'll crave front seat in no time. But still, yeah, front seat, Volkswagen beetle. Not the easiest thing to do. (It was a convertible, so that helped.) That was the summer I dated a nyphomaniac. That made for a fun summer. We, er, parked out by the water, not to far from a marina. I had left the CD player on playin teh music and by the time we were done, the battery was teh dead. So... we had to get a jump. A bunch of marina people were sitting, it turns out, not very far away. They were kind of watching. I got a high five. And a jump.
A few weeks later this girl's brother would come at me with a knife. True story.
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin' I stroke it to the east And I stroke it to the west And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best I be strokin'
I have never been discovered strokin' it in the backseat of a car by a cop. I'm disappointed in myself. Maybe next time I'll steal a car, park in in front of a police station, and be strokin'.