The Humping Animal Crackers by Lisa May In my family, they're called "aminal" crackers. My Mommers bought me some this weekend. Regular and chocolate flavor. I was humming along at work and chowing on the crackers. I pulled one out of the bag and realized it was "doubled" - you know how fun that is - when you get doubled pretzels or a doubled Cheez-It - so cool. But imagine my horror when I saw what happened in this doubling process. I started laughing so hard that tears ran down my face. I called my co-workers over to see the monstrosity. I demanded G-rated aminal crackers. To me, the form of the aminals is so perfectly conjoined that I have my suspicions: the 3am shift at the Stauffer's Animal Cracker plant can get pretty lonely.
According to the website's "Animal Cracker Identifier" the cracker on the bottom is a goat. I am assuming the cracker in top is also a goat. Or something. It's all very traumatic.